Answer the questions as if you needed to make a choice between both options. No need to suck dick or anything (not that there's anything wrong with that, kid44 - we support you no matter your lifestyle choices)
1) Island vs. Jet
2) Never have to sleep vs. exercise
3) Stop time vs. travel through time
4) Tickets to anywhere in the world vs. tickets to any event in the world
5) Countryside estate vs. penthouse in the city
6) Pet dragon vs. space shuttle
7) "Smart" as Tony Stark vs. dating Scarlett
8) Fastest Internet vs. fastest car
9) Greatest athlete vs. greatest actor
10) In-n-out vs. White Castle (N/A, never had White Castle)
11) Screamed at by Gordon vs. criticized by Simon
12) Be undetectable by police vs. always getting away
13) Cast of Friends vs. cast of Seinfeld
14) "First-gen" console w/ all games vs. next-gen console with one game (N/A, don't play anymore)
15) Lighsabers vs. hoverboards
16) $20k vs. the ability to summon Steve Austin 3 times