Happy Succouth Day Gamelive!

[Blitty]

Alternate side parking is suspended today. Great way to start a Monday morning!



http://www.nyc.gov/html/dot/html/motorist/scrintro.shtml

 

[Matty]

I was going to start the exact same thread. You beat me to it by like 30 seconds.

 

[Blitty]

How will you be celebrating, Mattathius?

 

[Matty]

Probably by finding an alternate side parker and kick out both his side mirrors, to exact revenge on behalf of my Jewish bros.

My GF works at a Jewish hospital and they call those holidays "low visibility days". They're basically not allowed to do any significant work, or meet.

Judaism seems slacker-friendly. I think I want in.

 

[Matty]

BTW I'm not sure what alternate side parking is (or what suspending it means). Is it like in Europe where you have parked cars facing each other on the street?

 

[Blitty]

So in NYC they find it necessary to sweep the streets 4 times a week, twice on each side of the street. You have to move your car between 9-10:30am mon & thurs or tues & fri on the opposite side.

Except for on succouths and various other imaginary guy in the sky days.

People double park on the opposite side of the street AND sit in their car for 90 minutes to insure they get their original spot back, only to have to do it again 72 hours later.

EVEN if the actual street sweeper comes by at 9:02, you can't leave your vehicles presence until 10:30. Or else.

$65.



I've racked up about an OZ of blow worth in past 2 years.

 

[Matty]

Aaaah. We have that too.

So the Jews are a good thing then? Yay Jews!

 

[MrMonkey]

I feel for you guys! Couldn't live in a big city if I had to drive! Blitty, get a limo driver and Matty get a fancy 10 speed!