Had to beat down an ugly chick at the beach today

[Hawk]

Relax, not with my fists.

I was checking out a sexy chick in a bikini a couple sizes too small for her. A chick (ugly) a few feet in front of her thought I was looking at her. She prepped herself up, straightened the shoulders and kept glancing over at me.

It was annoying and distracting, as my focus at the beach this fine day was still the chick behind her. I wasn't about to move to another part of the beach to escape her unwanted attention, as I spent time leveling the sand with my foot before setting camp, so I did something that goes against my polite Canadian nature. I looked her right in the eyes and sneered at her. Raised my upper lip like a horse does. She got the hint.

 

[betplom]

So you fucked the ugly one?

A horse would.

 

[Bread]

They have beaches in Canada?

 

[Hawk]

I live for the beach! Wouldn't live here if there weren't any, Bread. Now what to do about the 8 months each year of non-beach weather.

Plommer, no uglies for me. I may be bald but I do have some standards.

 

[betplom]

They have beaches in Canada?

3 weeks a year, yes.