funniest shit ever literally shit

[fightingirish]

i was playing basketball and this dude was in the game i was playing defense on and he said to me can this hurry up i need to shit really bad.so as the games going on and on he gets the ball drives up and shits all over himself it just came out.HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING TARD.he ran to the bathroon but i am sure it all came out.funniest shit ever.

 

[roguejuror]

do you play with the brothas?

 

[fightingirish]

lmao i play at tropical park

 

[Archie]

did you play during rec hour in the da slammer?

 

[roguejuror]

good brazilian steak house in the corner of tropical park and palmetto

take your little booty there with your winnings

 

[kato]

more handchecking is needed

 

[roguejuror]

who won?

 

[Acid Joe]

Now if it was a chick trying to be all lady like and stuff and this happened, that would be funny, a dude playing ball really doesn't work for me.