First Fidelity - cold call!

[betplom]

I was visiting my parents yesterday for lunch and as we sat down to eat the phone rings.

My old man answers: "just a minute"

"plommer it's for you"

me: "whaa?"

I take the phone: "hello"

"hey plommer this is Jason from Betpop I just wanted to"

click!

buh bye!


So now they are searching the phone directories for their "clients" if they don't have a valid number on file.

(I use my parents Toronto address because I move around so much)


Betpop: fuck off!

 

[Mudcat]

Yeah I remember the YouWager cold calls. Haven't had one for a long time though. Not sure why. Maybe I won a lot of money there. But they were always an obnoxious organization in many ways.

What I'm getting a lot these days is Justbet. Fortunately my phone has a different ring for toll-free numbers so I can just let it go to voicemail.

I had a couple of books put some free funds in my old accounts to get my attention which I don't mind at all.

 

[stevek173]

I respect Jason. You have to be have a relief pitcher's mentality in the Cold Call industry - remember nothing only conversions matter.

 

[MrMonkey]

Plommer, very nice but IMO you haven't made it officially until you get a cold call from Cuba! Just sayin!

 

[roguejuror]

plommy gets love hand written letters from Cuba mister monkey

I can confirm

plomberg can be very romantic

 

[betplom]

Juror, do you remember what she said?

I don't.


I never even spent any time with her, we just met.

She was hot, no doubt.
(Not that its difficult being hot when you're 18)

We were supposed to hookup on a later visit but never did, she lived out in the country well away from Holguin.

 

[roguejuror]

Yes I do remember the content of the letter

plom the Toronto backdoor entry route is on standby, won't need it for awhile

 

[betplom]

Juror there is no Toronto backdoor route pal.

There IS a Saskatchewan/Manitoba back door route.

 

[roguejuror]

They are getting man-less drones for all that area. Fok!

 

[betplom]

Actually, there are ways from Toronto that have little risk.

Taking a charter tour to Buffalo to see the Bills is almost surefire way to avoid immigration.

Basically, they board the bus, stand at the front and ask if everyone is Canadian and to have passports ready, then they walk down the aisle while glancing at passports, they don't do much more than that.

 

[roguejuror]

Even to the Punjabis?

They do the same on euro trains but they'd always stop at my row for a "closer look".

 

[betplom]

Even to the Punjabis?

They do the same on euro trains but they'd always stop at my row for a "closer look".

Punjabis don't go to NFL games, they too busy driving the taxi's.

common.

:

PS: Juror, plommer would consider marrying you (for the right price of course) and sponsoring you in Italy until you got your citizenship and coveted EU member passport.

Holler back.

 

[roguejuror]

Well, 20 whites and 1 brown, which one you think they'll look at, genius?

 

[betplom]

Well, 20 whites and 1 brown, which one you think they'll look at, genius?

Plommer won't be marrying someone with such an attitude, pal. Deal is off.

I hear you pal, but on charter buses US Immigration officers seem much less interested in looking around.

Everyone is drunk.

 

[roguejuror]

ah nah babe don't take it like that sweetheart you know you're special to me

always wanted to use genius

sometimes I wonder what it'd be like to be as pink as amby

 

[Mudcat]

Just got a voice message from some cold caller. He spoke loudly and repeated himself quite a bit but if the name of his sportsbook was in there, I couldn't pick it up.

Some dude. Seemed to have the sniffles.

 

[FairWarning]

I have been getting calls from this number in Georgia - 678 800-1086. They call twice a day, everyday.