Favorite Sayings

[MonkeyF0cker]

you are hung like a horse, tears me up. Usually. Unless I'm standing at a urinal taking a leak.

What if they say "fly" afterwards (at the urinal)? Cuz I've gotten that a couple of times.

 

[Cami]

"I need this...like yesterday"

 

[reno cool]

like a cunt needs a door

 

[Cami]

Typical smart ass reply when someone can't find something.

"If it were up your ass you would know"

 

[Eman]

If my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.

 

[kato]

good say eman

welcome

 

[RayRay]

 

[Cami]

"S/he's all over you like white on rice"

 

[CSguy1]

you're fucked

 

[CSguy1]

I'm fucked
he's fucked
she's fucked
fuck the govrnment
fuck golf

 

[CSguy1]

[STRIKE]Fucked[/STRIKE]

 

[CSguy1]

Fokked

 

[Cami]

This one cracks Steve up, something we used to sing for shits and giggles (I blame it on the weed)

"fuck, fuck, fuck a duck, screw a Kangaroo, finger an Orangutan, orgy at the Zoo!"

 

[roguejuror]

a quote not a saying, makes sense

all truly great thoughts are conceived while walking

 

[Cami]

RogRog!!. mine occurs while showering...am I the only one?

 

[roguejuror]

this is me all time cami

 

[Cami]

I like to meditate Rog....via Yoga or something....because I can't stand/sit still for shit.

RogRoag, I see it....you know lots...you smart!!

 

[RayRay]

while working, no issues at all...ass firmly planted... if its not a work call, im all over the place while on the phone...dunno why