Enigma, another asshole in training

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you all might want to add some rules to your bets, and watch his lines
 
durito
you cant quite see mudcats note that says "this book contains terrible information"
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Ahh. LOL. It certainly does. I paged through it one day at the Gambler's Book Store. Pretty comical actually.
 
I enjoyed the first half of Smart Money. It's a silly diary.

Hey, my wife bought us a hooker that night.

Hey, Caesar's wouldn't take my $50,000 bet that other night.

Etc.

Any hooker stories in Justin's book?
 
Matty
I enjoyed the first half of Smart Money. It's a silly diary.

Hey, my wife bought us a hooker that night.

Hey, Caesar's wouldn't take my $50,000 bet that other night.

Etc.

Any hooker stories in Justin's book?
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It's alright as simply a story. Got pretty boring after a while though.

I'm sure Justin's book is full of sex.
 
Matty
Enigma, you're not allowed to send him the autographed Dickie Moore card. No fokken way. Dude is going to pawn it off to buy a $2 scratch off.

Have some respect for the two-time Art Ross winner.
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good point matty

forgive me, I wasn't thinking straight

as for the pic, the paper sent along with it is there on the right but you can't make out what it says
 
durito
you all might want to add some rules to your bets, and watch his lines
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:redx:

Caspy knows the rules. Needs to make 164 plays and finish above $0.

No way would he stiff me.
 
A gambler's word is his bond.

gl to all
 
So Casper now has $2500 riding on this contest and some peanuts and shit?

I smell a stiffjob.
 
MonkeyF0cker
So Casper now has $2500 riding on this contest and some peanuts and shit?

I smell a stiffjob.
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and a night out with him at a strip club
 
I'd like a side bet on if anyone gets stiffed with this contest

all in on YES whatever the odds
 
oksana you arent actually gonna bet this guy you outta your mind
 
Oksana
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Caspy knows the rules. Needs to make 164 plays and finish above $0.

No way would he stiff me.
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dibs on getting paid first
 
Virtuoso
oksana you arent actually gonna bet this guy you outta your mind
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Why wouldn't I? I spend my time trying to find lines that are 3% or more higher chance than what I give a tennis player. My peabrain gave Casper a 10% chance of winning this bet right off the bat and I'm a dum dum yet he was giving me even money. Then I had Court on the phone saying "go go go go go go go go I'll back you with every cent I have go go go go go go go" and she's a math nerd who actually calculates this shit.

So I have to take it. If he refuses to pay should he lose, then so be it. I won't - if he can accomplish this I'll be more than happy to pay the $500. I like seeing dogs wins. And I have no problem paying any bets I make. Hopefully everyone feels the same way here. :excl:
 
durito
dibs on getting paid first
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YES. I almost posted that at one point but I decided that's just a given, no??????

Geezus fok this guy that we have to worry about this basic shit :cono:

Casper - CALL OFF THIS BET YOU FUCKING NITWIT. SERIOUSLY.
 
I hope this turns into a nailbiter.
 
actually i cant get "paid" till january i guess, so hopefully he pays the rest of you first.

actually hopefully i get stiffed, i cant imagine going out in vegas with casper and my wife.
 
durito
actually i cant get "paid" till january i guess, so hopefully he pays the rest of you first.

actually hopefully i get stiffed, i cant imagine going out in vegas with casper and my wife.
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LOL.
 
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