Emails from an arsehole

[SoV]

ing funny as

http://dontevenreply.com/index.php

 

[Polaroid]

Some of those are excellent.

 

[rito]

i dont follow folaroid, perhaps you can assist

 

[roguejuror]

 

[Oksana]

I'm stuck on the rock one. I'm laughing too hard.

 

[Oksana]

seriously i'm crying

i just keep re-reading this one and can't scroll past

From brad ******** to Me:

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDING ME MOTHER FUCKER YOUR PAYING FOR THE SHED

I LEFT YOU PLENTY FUCKING ROOM FOR THE AMT OF ROCKS I ASKEDFOR. YOU DIDNT SAY YOU WERE DELIVERIG 8 FUCKING TONS OF ROCKS YOU PEICE OF SHIT!!!! USE YOUR HANDS I DONT GIVE A FUCK HOW YOU DO IT BUT IF I FIND 8 TONS OF ROCKS IN MY DRIVE WAY THERE IS GONNA FUCKING HELL TO PAY

 

[Polaroid]

I shared similar emotions with that one.

From brad ******** to Me:

im at my house now. where are the rocks?

From brad ******** to Me:

oh FUCK YOU

 

[Oksana]

I shared similar emotions with that one.

I'd hate to be on the receiving end of stuff like this but I love that other people are witty enough to think to do it to someone.

 

[InTheHole]

great stuff!

 

[Oksana]

Either I'm over-tired or these are really hilarious.

Now I'm pissing myself over this

From Will ******* to Me:

Holy Christ! What the hell did you do to that thing?!

From Me to Will *******:

I'm not sure...I think I might have dropped it.

Mike

From Will ******* to Me:

...into a fire?!?!?!

 

[senco78]

on the rocks

 

[reno cool]

excellent, was laughing for half hour straight more more

 

[roguejuror]

I like when threads take a while to heat up and then boom

 

[reno cool]

I'd like to see that guy explain "Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3". Like the way he mixed the porno titles casually with the other ones

 

[Polaroid]

Most of these are comedy gold.

From Karen ******** to Me:

How rude of you to even make this request. I have the right to have a garage sale when ever I want to. What gives you the nerve to think you can tell me what to do?

From Me to Karen *******:

Karen,

You are correct, you do have the right to do whatever you want. I realize that I cannot change your mind about this.

I can, however, put up this ad all over the neighborhood. Let me know what you think of it:

 

[Oksana]

Poly WTF????? I forgot about having that tab open.

Hahahaha I so can't wait to read that

 

[SoV]

Read the racist microwave one

And the house one:

Shut the hell up. I hope you drown in your pool!