Dilemma

[Matty]

Going to a wedding at the end of the month. It's in a very remote area in northeastern Quebec - it's a 9-hour drive from Montreal. To get there, I have to choose between the following two options:

1) Get on a chartered bus with the groom and bride and both families, which will give me ample time to catch up with all these peeps I haven't seen in a bit.

2) Drive up with this crazy guy in his 360hp LS1 Miata and be rude to the to-be-weds I haven't seen in a bit. Potentially kill myself in the process too.

Fok me and fok this guy for offering.

What would you do?

 

[kato]

LS1 for sure

you just have too

it is the summer of Matty!

 

[Bread]

Find every way I could to get out of it entirely.

Sorry, no advice. As usual.

 

[Matty]

Groom is a big party guy. Wink wink nudge nudge. Small group and we're staying at this mountain inn in the middle of nowhere, The Shining-style.

I can't see this sucking. Ruining a silly sports car would be the icing on the cake.

The GF is rolling her eyes.

 

[Saulty]

I'll tell the groom to hire a stripper for the 9 hour bus trip and go on the bus.

 

[Matty]

Thanks for your input Pavy.

 

[senco78]

Find every way I could to get out of it entirely.

Sorry, no advice. As usual.

X2
wouldnt go, no way, no how

 

[senco78]

Groom is a big party guy. Wink wink nudge nudge. Small group and we're staying at this mountain inn in the middle of nowhere, The Shining-style.

I can't see this sucking. Ruining a silly sports car would be the icing on the cake.

The GF is rolling her eyes.

OK, might consider it w/ a written contract for FUN

 

[betplom]

Going to a wedding at the end of the month. It's in a very remote area in northeastern Quebec - it's a 9-hour drive from Montreal. To get there, I have to choose between the following two options:

1) Get on a chartered bus with the groom and bride and both families, which will give me ample time to catch up with all these peeps I haven't seen in a bit.

2) Drive up with this crazy guy in his 360hp LS1 Miata and be rude to the to-be-weds I haven't seen in a bit. Potentially kill myself in the process too.

Fok me and fok this guy for offering.

What would you do?

I'd ask Mudcat to come up with a creative story to get you out of having to attend at all.

Remember how he successfully ducked out of his sisters baby shower?

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Charter a plane.

 

[Matty]

Some of you guys exhibit antisocial tendencies.

I won't name names.

 

[betplom]

Some of you guys exhibit antisocial tendencies.

I won't name names.

It's a long fukking list.

 

[Matty]

Charter a plane.

I wish. It's over 1500 dollorz to fly directly vs. 150 to fly to Montreal then fuck-all for the rest of the way.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Have Fischy fly you in a blimp?

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I guess I'd go for the fastest way there. I think that's what I'm trying to say.

I couldn't sit on a bus for 9 hours. I'd go insane. I need to be able to stop and do whatever I want if I'm travelling for that long.

 

[Rubyn]

If I were a typical girl, I'd say that you have to do the right thing and go with option 1. But I'm not, so I say go with FUN.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Will there be raucous partying on the bus? I guess I could handle that.

If there's a bathroom on it.

 

[Saulty]

Wait I just got hit by lightning. Doesn't plommer drive buses? Tell the groom to hire plommer as a bus driver and plommer can bring hookers, booze, strippers, blow for the trip.