DAVE PORTNOY..

[Shortstop]

I didn’t care for this guy at first, but now I really like him. (No Homo) He’s very sharp and intelligent. I like him much better than the other talking heads. I also really like Pat McAfee (Pittsburgh Guy). Way too many shows out there these days. I cannot stand Paul Finebaum’s show. Clown show..

 

[stevek]

Would you sleep with him if he shaved the beard off and wore a wig for you?

 

[Cougar Bait]

Dave is ok by me

Interesting past to say the least...

Pizza reviews are cool

Not as much McAfee but I haven't watched a lot either to be fair

My favorite sports show is The Joel Klatt show for college football

Far and away better than any other college football show I've ever watched. I stream on Spotify but mostly listen (has video but I don't have the time). I'm sure it's on YouTube and other socials as well.

 

[Archie]

I'd like to a Dave vs Dave show down

sprint
poker
podcast skill off
sports handicapping

between portnoy and our vegas dave

I think vegas dave would at least win in running

 

[Cougar Bait]

Vegas Dave would DEFINITELY win in running and probably sports picks too

 

[Cougar Bait]

Has anyone seen Portnoy run?

It's...something

 

[Archie]

he must have been hurt. or had multiple injuries in his life.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2019087619280298258

 

[Tron]

I'd like to a Dave vs Dave show down

sprint
poker
podcast skill off
sports handicapping

between portnoy and our vegas dave

I think vegas dave would at least win in running

VD would SWOOSH NOTHING BUT NET this challenge.

 

[Vegas Dave]

I'd like to a Dave vs Dave show down

sprint
poker
podcast skill off
sports handicapping

between portnoy and our vegas dave

I think vegas dave would at least win in running

While I doubt I'd beat many of you in a footrace I am very confident I would outsprint Portnoy. Even if the performance in that video is injury-related, he still doesn't appear to have any semblance of athletic ability.

Poker another very easy win for me.

The other categories would be interesting for sure. I think I have the edge in sports betting only because he's so terrible at it, that'd be a race to the bottom.

Podcasting I think he'd have the clear edge, but then our styles are so different that I'd have a sweat at the sweep depending on judges and metrics.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Portnoy can hit a baseball however

Pretty good hitter from what I've seen

Davey wins this showdown, no question

 

[FairWarning]

He's kind of a jerkoff IMO, especially when he was a part owner of barstool sportsbook. Refused to pay on props because people betting his opening lines were shottakers.

Dave does deserve a lot of credit for helping save small business during COVID,

My verdict - he's a Michigan grad and fan, so fuck him.

 

[Shortstop]

Would you sleep with him if he shaved the beard off and wore a wig for you?

NO..

 

[stevek]

Dammit

 

[Shortstop]

I'd like to a Dave vs Dave show down

sprint
poker
podcast skill off
sports handicapping

between portnoy and our vegas dave

I think vegas dave would at least win in running

I think our Dave has a bigger bank account..

 

[Shortstop]

Has anyone seen Portnoy run?

It's...something

Haha! No! 😆

 

[stevek]

NO..

And some really nice lipstick? And pink panties?

 

[Shortstop]

Portnoy can hit a baseball however

Pretty good hitter from what I've seen

Davey wins this showdown, no question

Hitting a pitched baseball ⚾️ is the most difficult thing to do in sports..

Why do you think there is T-Ball ??

No question.. 🙋🏼‍♀️

 

[Shortstop]

And some really nice lipstick? And pink panties?

STILL NO..