Cougar

[Matty]

Your LinkedIn picture is BOSS.

Guy is standing, arms crossed, wearing shades, in front of a Mercedes-Benz SLR with its gullwing doors open.

It's no brick wall but I totally approve.

 

[Cami]

Ya'll are on linked in?! Learned something new today.

 

[Matty]

Pretty much a must for us desk slaves.

 

[betplom]

Pretty much a must for us desk slaves.

referring to yourself as a slave is offensive to negro cotton field/plantation workers in the SE USA.

 

[Cami]

I need to update mine, add a photo and shit...maybe this weekend.

 

[Matty]

Bacon watch your woman, she's looking for another job.

 

[bacon]

That would never happen.

I believe she should receive her official business cards Friday. They don't give those out lightly around here representation and all that chit. She's been getting bonuses.

Cami done goot

 

[Cami]

I heart my job...I have days I could do without, but over all I love my job and have THEE best bosses in the world! Bacon and I make a great team. Wouldn't have it any other way. They have all three done so much for me there is no way I could ever turn my back on them.

 

[Matty]

Yeah yeah, I say the same thing when coworkers are around. You guys changed my life, blah blah blah.

 

[bacon]

Mattayyyyyyyyyyyyy

 

[roguejuror]

Ross Ulbright used to post part of his SR manifesto on FB and LinkedIn.

 

[Matty]

That fokken guy. What a letdown.

 

[bacon]

I am connecting with you guys on LinkedIn, this should have happened long ago.

Nice profile Matty.

Anyone else here go on drunk recommending binges? I'll diversify your profile motherfucker.

 

[Cougar Bait]

 

[Cougar Bait]

Here's another picture from that day which shows the other cars we drove:

My personal favorite was the Jag, but a LOT can be said for the Ferrari, and overall the Mercedes is dead last and it's not close. It's a beast. It's like sitting in a rocket, and has NO ride whatsoever, it's just pure engine. I mean, it is fast beyond belief but turns...yeah...not so much.

 

[bacon]

You should add me and Cami we want your representation on our Linked In. We're legit, yo.

 

[fiveteamer]

looks like the set of a Birdman video

 

[Matty]

I thought your arms were crossed. Crossed arms are a LinkedIn staple.

Go back and redo it.