Confucius says

[betplom]

I hear and I forget.

I see and I remember.

I do and I understand.

 

[betplom]

What the superior man seeks is in himself; what the small man seeks is in others.

 

[Bread]

Dood I'm sitting at a bar. Don't need these guys seeing a penis on my computer. You're gonna get my ass beat. Change your avatar dickhead.

 

[betplom]

Dood I'm sitting at a bar. Don't need these guys seeing a penis on my computer. You're gonna get my ass beat. Change your avatar dickhead.

"The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved."

-Confucius


PS: Its a potato, not a penis.

 

[Mudcat]

What the superior man seeks is in himself; what the small man seeks is in others.

This is an interesting corollary to a favorite saying I use when I try to seem all wise and whatnot:


A smart man learns from his mistakes. A wise man learns from the mistakes of others.


Maybe that even came from Confucius.

Hoo nose?

 

[senco78]

my dad says:

a boy does what he can...
a man does what he wants

 

[Bread]

My uncle told me this the other night...

A woman is like tile.

Lay it right the first time and you can walk all over it for the rest of time.


I don't trust him.

 

[pico]

loose woman who sits on the bar stool will soon sit on the floor.

 

[Mudcat]

It takes many nails to build a crib but one screw to fill it.

 

[MrMonkey]

You only can be young once, but you can be immature forever.

 

[Saulty]

Why does Buddha not like Confucius?

Because he doesn't know how to Kung Fu.

 

[betplom]

Confucius say: Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.

 

[betplom]

Confucius say: Squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts.

 

[betplom]

Confucius say: Man who snatch kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.

 

[betplom]

Confucius say: Men who put cream in tart, not always a baker.

Confucius say: Woman who go camping must beware of evil intent.

 

[Matty]

It takes many nails to build a crib but one screw to fill it.

 

[Saulty]

Confucius says: If your dick stinks you need to try a different dipping sauce.

 

[bacon]

Stay away from open window with seatless bicycle below as this can carry ramifications.