Church

[Archie]

I've seen a few bad asses in churches with the mother fucking bible..... right there on their phone.....


so I think you can fiddle with just about ANYTHING in most churches during the sermon........


and if it is CATHOLIC. you can fiddle with your phone and an altar boy or TWO.....

 

[Mrs. X]

I consider myself neither mentally nor emotionally lazy. And do not feel all that comfy right now.

See ya

I didn't mean to be insulting. Sorry. I just really have a hard time understanding how bright, intelligent, deep people can believe in such a specific god.

It's just that however much you believe in god, that's how much I don't. It wasn't a personal attack.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I believe in God. Just not yours.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

And trust no one. If you do, prepare to get burned.

 

[Archie]

skipped church for a full day of nfl and beer and food and gambling extravaganza

I fell asleep after the 1st quarter of the bears game and went 3-13 on my bets.

I then threw up after dinner


God hates me now

 

[FairWarning]

And trust no one. If you do, prepare to get burned.

Sharpest post in the thread.

 

[Saulty]

Church ends before NFL games start where I go. It's in the church agenda.

 

[rito]

i havent been to church since emilys baptism almost a year and a half ago. poor emily has to go every week though.


why do catholics know nothing about their religion? we were buying a tv the other day and they had us play this who wants to be a millionaire type game on the tv there for the chance to win some free crap. i got 10 in a row right and they come to some religion question and mrs durito has no idea so we lose.

 

[rito]

And trust no one. If you do, prepare to get burned.

< burned

 

[Tron]

why do catholics know nothing about their religion? we were buying a tv the other day and they had us play this who wants to be a millionaire type game on the tv there for the chance to win some free crap. i got 10 in a row right and they come to some religion question and mrs durito has no idea so we lose.

 

[rito]

Would it be inappropriate to become catholic in order to get a discount on pre-school tuition?

 

[rito]

It's over $1,000 cheaper per year. Isn't that discrimination?

 

[roguejuror]

Would it be inappropriate to become catholic in order to get a discount on pre-school tuition?

no

 

[roguejuror]

catholic
republican

 

[rito]

You will be asked to talk to a priest or deacon, or perhaps to a layperson who is experienced in the conversion process. He will ask you why you wish to become Catholic and in general, talk to you to be sure you are sincere in your desire and are aware of the conditions of being Catholic.

What if I just tell them I am Catholic? Maybe I can just pay $500 extra since we are half Catholic.

 

[roguejuror]

that's just an easy q&a bs, it's nothing

 

[rito]

before the baptism this dude scolded us for an hour.

i have a problem with authority buddy. i will tell him to fuck off. catholics aren't supposed to get married outside the church.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I'm confirmed Catholic.

Can I give it to you?