Charlie Sheen vs Mudcat on Porn knowledge.....

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Mudcat break down where your strengths on porn knowledge are. we know you were born to recall it. But where is your weaknesses in porn?

hopefully kiddie porn and homo porn, what about horse porn? what fetishes really turn you off? could you help rex ryan in his porn selections?
 
Why do I have a feeling I will be referencing this thread all day.
 
I unfortunately have a big gaping weakness in the area of mainstream porn. I am not interested in fake boobs and overdone hair/lingerie and forced cheesy sex talk with fake orgasms.

I'm sure Charlie is all over that stuff. I am slightly off in the fringes.

Look, I know what I know - but I would not deign to take on Charlie Sheen.
 
I like how Charlie is giving tips to the porn stars as he is snorting half of Columbia. You would think he would have a sex tape out there somewhere with all the screwing and snorting he does.
 
ok Muddy,

let's say this is second round jeopardy.

its just you, charlie sheen, and Jim J Bullock

what 5 porn topics do you most want to see as categories?

what category of porn do you want the final jeopardy question to come from?
 
With Jim J Bullock on their, Mudder better hope "Gay Porn" ain't one of the topics.
 
Archie
ok Muddy,

let's say this is second round jeopardy.

its just you, charlie sheen, and Jim J Bullock

what 5 porn topics do you most want to see as categories?

what category of porn do you want the final jeopardy question to come from?
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5 porn topics. Hmmmm.

Maybe I don't know as much as Matty's signature would suggest.

Get right down to it, other than memories of specific porn I owned in the past, I mostly just know internet models of the last 8-10 years. I never watch porn movies any more.

I'm not sure how to break it down into categories. Like I hear a name and I can recall a whole history. It is not uncommon for me to just see a thumbnail of a crotch area or and ass and know right away who it is and what shoot it was from and different names the model used and how her career progressed from nonude to hardcore or whatever steps in between.

So in that sense I was born to recall porn. But no, big picture, I have probably oversold myself as a porn expert.



I don't mean to just dodge the question though. 5 good topics for me might be, I dunno:

Tiffany Teen
Jana Mrazcova
Sapphic Erotica
FTV Models
Porn my brother had hidden in his closet when we were teenagers



Final Jeopardy category

Weird Stuff the Japanese are into


:kato:
 
I see now how your porn knowledge is different. maybe some day you'll combine your porn knowledges one time, to aid mankind
 
I think maybe I should have been Japanese. I am in tune with them. They keep coming up with weird stuff and at first I think, WTF? - but it ends up working for me.

Not talking about nasty/disgusting weird - it's more about some-kind-of-weird-psychology-going-on weird.

Like they will have some very respectable news anchor chick reading the news and a bunch of guys will show up and do various things to her while she keeps reading the news.

They love their schoolgirls getting groped on a bus/train porn.

Or they have chicks posing like models in a storefront window but stuff is being done to them from behind that people on the street can't see.

Or lately I have seen these bicycles and there is a dildo in the seat and the pedaling makes the dildo go up and down so the girl is banging herself while she rides around in public but she is wearing a long skirt so no one can see - but there is a camera up in there so they go back and forth between the exterior camera and the dildo-cam.

Or they have their freezing-time porn where some guy magically gets the ability to freeze time which allows him to molest all the frozen girls.



By gawd the Japanese are a bunch of weird perverts and I love them.
 
Whaddaya mean? I have multiple DVD players.

Yer pretty yappy for a guy in a mud hut.
 
Muddy records TV on VHS tapes is all.

I pay attention.
 
Here I am opening my heart to gamelive and he comes in with a remark like that. Why I oughta . . .

:3stooges:
 
durito's a cold one sometimes.
 
Sorry buddy, i dont have any tv taping ability at all in the mid hut

Imgv was asking about you at peeps plave yesterday
 
I hope you told him I still don't really give a shit about posting sports picks on public forums and I need to GET LAID.
 
He thinks tacomax = ganchrow. Still
 
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