Casino Night

[Matty]

Work party tonight, theme is "Casino Royale" and we'll be playing casino games to try and win an iPad2. Everyone gets $500 in play money at the beginning of the evening, and whoever finishes the night with the most chips wins the iPad.

No idea what the games are going to be. Hoping for poker but that seems highly unlikely.

Planning to go all-in on the first bet.

GAMBOL

 

[MrMonkey]

Good luck Matty! Have fun!

 

[Matty]

I need this.

 

[Saulty]

Good luck Matty. Lets us know what games are played so we can find you +EV edge.

 

[Matty]

Hoping to have reno_cool on standby in case I run into obscure games/payout structures.

 

[roguejuror]

Approximately how many people?

 

[Matty]

200-250

 

[FreeFall]

Best way to win these is to steal chips if you are into that thing

 

[wal66]

Why rely on what you may or may not know about the particular games involved or luck even? Use other people’s needs to your advantage.

Chances are strong that with that many people in attendance there will be at least a couple of gay guys, or desperate women there. Matty, release “the Beast” in exchange for their play money.

Matty, how bad do you want that IPad2?

 

[Matty]

Solid advice gentlemen.

Wally this is Canada... there are at least 30 gay guys here - fuck, there are 2 gay guys and one lesbian on our team of 8 people.

We got this.

 

[roguejuror]

Best way to win these is to steal chips if you are into that thing

 

[stevek173]

Fok that sounds fun.

TID Mattaayyyyyy

 

[Potato]

Don't pass

 

[reno cool]

Hoping to have reno_cool on standby in case I run into obscure games/payout structures.

:

Don't pass

Choo got Potato into craps? These boys might be broke within a month :

 

[Cami]

HAVE FUN MATTY AND GOOD LUCK!