Caption This Shit - Post Apocalypse Edition

[Matty]

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[Archie]

calm down pogo..... calm down... stop sniffing the poke-a-dotted asian.....

she belongs to Ray

 

[Jello]

A shaggy mutt and his dog.

 

[Matty]

A shaggy mutt and his dog.

Early winner

 

[Bread]

A ride on the ferry always makes Matty reminisce about his visit to Scholar's house.

 

[Archie]

A ride on the ferry always makes Matty reminisce about his visit to Scholar's house.

lol new winna!!!!

 

[kato]

no caption yet, but that pogo is a good looking dog

 

[Archie]

I'd love to borrow pogo for a weekend..... cute cute dog

Matty, are you talking to him? he is deaf right? was he always deaf?

what did that asian chick smell and sound like?

whenever I see an asian, I alway ask them if they have any family in clymer, pa

 

[Saulty]

I like taking naps next to a man and his dog on a boat ride.

 

[stevek173]

I alway ask them if they have any family in clymer, pa

we must find the asian

 

[Archie]

when you find that asian, i'm gonna dance like a little girl

 

[Matty]

A ride on the ferry always makes Matty reminisce about his visit to Scholar's house.

Matty, are you talking to him? he is deaf right? was he always deaf?

I started noticing his hearing problems about 3 years ago. I'm always testing his hearing - I'm pretty sure he's 100% deaf now. He doesn't even respond to loud whistling.

But... I can still talk to him by pressing my mouth against his skull and saying sentences he's familiar with, like (French for) wanna go for a walk? I think he translates the vibrations and tempo of my sentences into actual meaning.

 

[Archie]

that is really cool actually.

I heart pogo so much right now

you are a lucky guy matty....

i'm almost deaf myself.... i'm gonna tell big al to start talking directly into my cock. I don't care what the vibrations are. i just want them

 

[Matty]

i'm gonna tell big al to start talking directly into my cock. I don't care what the vibrations are. i just want them

Do you sometimes stick it in her mouth without asking for permission? In my experience, this is the way to go about it. Just make sure she comes, either shortly before or shortly after the surprise insertion.

YMMV

 

[Archie]

no she is very finicky about it like that....

in non sexual situations, i'm always putting it on her shoulder from behind when she is sitting, or on her leg when i'm next to her....

but usually results in abuse of my weiner.... which i'm ok with, but it doesn't get anything started..


she's very mood oriented...

 

[Matty]

I remember finicky girlfriends.

 

[Archie]

just wait till you have 4 years+ of finicky