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Drama Moobs Your Mom
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The first top ten Gamelive mash up.
What we would play with if we were an ugly 6ft 3 woman.
10. Our own tits (We are under the impression that we have sensitive nipples. Studies have shown tall women do)
9. Asian Foreign Exchange Student (Thinking Long Duck Dong from Sixteen Candles)
8. Our pussy (obvious, but by the time we were done, we would be a human vagina GPS)
7. Slinky wrapped around a salami (at 6ft 3, our hole must be cavernous. We ain't getting ribbed meat at human size that wold satisfy us.)
6. Any Guy From Craig's List (Maybe pull a Thelma & Louise and kill them off after we rob them and fuck em)
5. A Horse (If it good enough for Thai hookers and impoverished Mexican women, it should be good for the two if us)
4. The Vegetable Aisle At Whole Foods (We ain't putting chemical washed cucumbers in our vagina)
3. Ashton Kutcher (The biggest douche in the biggest pussy makes sense)
2. A George W Bush made dildo (A Texas size dildo made by someone that understands screwing millions)
1. Half the guys on Gamelive (Don't be shocked if their isn't one lurking on here now).
What we would play with if we were an ugly 6ft 3 woman.
10. Our own tits (We are under the impression that we have sensitive nipples. Studies have shown tall women do)
9. Asian Foreign Exchange Student (Thinking Long Duck Dong from Sixteen Candles)
8. Our pussy (obvious, but by the time we were done, we would be a human vagina GPS)
7. Slinky wrapped around a salami (at 6ft 3, our hole must be cavernous. We ain't getting ribbed meat at human size that wold satisfy us.)
6. Any Guy From Craig's List (Maybe pull a Thelma & Louise and kill them off after we rob them and fuck em)
5. A Horse (If it good enough for Thai hookers and impoverished Mexican women, it should be good for the two if us)
4. The Vegetable Aisle At Whole Foods (We ain't putting chemical washed cucumbers in our vagina)
3. Ashton Kutcher (The biggest douche in the biggest pussy makes sense)
2. A George W Bush made dildo (A Texas size dildo made by someone that understands screwing millions)
1. Half the guys on Gamelive (Don't be shocked if their isn't one lurking on here now).
She said she didnt notice anything different but i think she was ashamed at the time 
To be honest it didnt really change my view of her as already knew she was a freak 
could get much more graphic but il only say the things we do when when young...