Breaking Nothing Burgers

[Archie]

Breaking:

Fenchy butt Matty Rheinburg makes fascist room detention executive orders!

 

[Cougar Bait]

I've got an idea that will make everyone happy, maybe.

I'll put more local news in this thread.

And leave national breaking news for the Breaking News thread, despite it being poorly labeled and the confusion that it MUST be of national interest to post there.

 

[Archie]

government official almost murdered in Portland war zone.

time to drop bombs on these terrorists

https://twitter.com/x/status/1975662466874175498

 

[Tron]

Looks like Portland is BURNING

 

[Cougar Bait]

Looks like Portland is BURNING

I remember when Portland was burning in 2020. Riots for over 100 nights.

 

[Tron]

yes, Portland was burning 5 years ago. Along with a few other cities.

5 years ago.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Yes for 100 days. 100. Yes.

 

[Vegas Dave]

100 days @Tron

 

[Vegas Dave]

@Cougar Bait is it just me or does it seem like Tron doesn't realize that 100 days and 100 nights is a long time for a city to be on fire?

 

[Cougar Bait]

I think it's good to know with the 5 year anniversary of Jan 6 approaching that he'll never be able to bring that up in another discussion, because "tHaT wAs fIVe yEaRs AgO!!"

 

[Boner_18]

I mean, the demonstrations went on for 100 days. It's not like there was an uncontrollable riots for months on end...

Wait wait wait. I just read the wiki:

Hundreds! LOLOLOLOL

 

[Cougar Bait]

Portland is burning!

(Only matters this year though)

Yep, great argument guys, well done.

 

[Archie]

how many troops will portland need to quell them this time?

 

[Tron]

Portland is burning!

(Only matters this year though)

Yep, great argument guys, well done.

I just want to be clear…….the summer of Covid riots 5 years ago were out of control and a bunch of BLM nonsense. BLM is (imo Wal) a criminal organization feeding off the radical left that is caught up in the algorithm.

But what is going on in Portland right now has ZERO, NADA, NOTHING to do with 5 years ago.

 

[Vegas Dave]

I like my nothing burgers charred in the flames of Portland

 

[Cougar Bait]

I just want to be clear…….the summer of Covid riots 5 years ago were out of control and a bunch of BLM nonsense. BLM is (imo Wal) a criminal organization feeding off the radical left that is caught up in the algorithm.

But what is going on in Portland right now has ZERO, NADA, NOTHING to do with 5 years ago.

It actually doesn't sound like they are very similar at all. One was horrific.

 

[Cougar Bait]

ROFL

https://twitter.com/x/status/1976877450429706734

 

[Vegas Dave]

ROFL

https://twitter.com/x/status/1976877450429706734