Bananas

[Mudcat]

Yeah I ate the damn bruise. I cursed it out then I ate it.

 

[Mudcat]

I have had 2 bananas today already. I only have one banana left. I need to go to the grocery store later so I have added bananas to my list.

It never ends.

 

[fiveteamer]

Have you noticed that bananas have just about doubled in price over the past 5 years?

It also appears that it's only a matter of time before a deadly fungus wipes out the banana you know and love.

https://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/18/opinion/18koeppel.html?_r=1

 

[roguejuror]

You can say the Cuban revolution was sparked by Bananas.

 

[Matty]

Chiquita is a major importer of cocaine.

 

[reno cool]

Bananas are the cheapest fruit, or anything for that matter in the supermarket here. 49c a pound

 

[Matty]

Major importers of cocaine. Not making this up.

Goodnight.

 

[betplom]

 

[reno cool]

nice touch with the pencil

 

[CaliGirlNY]

That girl has rather long feet...

 

[Mudcat]

My current bananas have a sticker on them that says Yonana.

That is the name of the banana company that supplies them. Yonana.

I never heard of that before. I heard of Dole and Chiquita and . . . well I'm probably forgetting someone but Yonana is definitely a new one on me.

I like it. It is a very good name for a banana company.

Yonana.

 

[rito]

Chiquita banana got acquitted for killing people here the other day. They did actually kill people though. Don't eat their bananas.

 

[roguejuror]

Chiquita banana got acquitted for killing people here the other day. They did actually kill people though. Don't eat their bananas.

earth day

 

[Mudcat]

I would need to know who exactly they killed.

Banana eating - it's a tough racket.

 

[rito]

union leaders

 

[choo]

BE SAFE DURITO

rj you changed the smilies again. how i supposed to get used to this when u change them all the time?

 

[Mudcat]

My current bananas have a sticker on them that says Yonana.

That is the name of the banana company that supplies them. Yonana.

I never heard of that before. I heard of Dole and Chiquita and . . . well I'm probably forgetting someone but Yonana is definitely a new one on me.

I like it. It is a very good name for a banana company.

Yonana.

Hmm, just noticed it is actually Yonanas - with an "s" on the end.

Yonanas.

I make that whole long, tedious post emphasizing the name but I had the name wrong. Shame on me.

Still a great name though IMO. Yonanas.

If I worked for Yonanas I imagine I would be the sort of worklplace character who would tell my co-workers a never ending stream of mediocre jokes about their grandmothers.




Hey Wugga, yo nana's so short she poses as a model for trophies!

Hey Wugga, yonanas so short you can see her feet on her driver's licence!



My coworkers would probably find me very annoying but maybe not as much as that guy who is constantly whistling ridiculous songs that no one wants to hear like Oh Susannah and Polly Wolly Doodle All the Day.



Anyway, yeah, it's Yonanas. Plural.

 

[betplom]

My current bananas have a sticker on them that says Yonana.

That is the name of the banana company that supplies them. Yonana.

I never heard of that before. I heard of Dole and Chiquita and . . . well I'm probably forgetting someone but Yonana is definitely a new one on me.

I like it. It is a very good name for a banana company.

Yonana.

The guy that started the Loblaws grocery chain is Robert Loblaw.

Most people call him Bob. I believe his supermarket sells bananas.

What am I getting at here?

I think it would be neat to buy Yonana bananas at Bob Loblaws