ATTN COUGARL RANDOM CREEPY THOUGHTS

[Archie]

 

[Cami]

I do not like toilet whores. Laura Linney is clean and violating her on a school bus is what does it for me, just go with it.

Ah ha! So the man does draw the line somewhere!

You'd spank that ass wouldn't you!??!

 

[Cougar Bait]

Ah ha! So the man does draw the line somewhere!

You'd spank that ass wouldn't you!??!

Yes. Just look at that picture. She's built for a meat beatdown.

 

[Cami]

 

[Cougar Bait]

Cougar likes:

Squirters
Asians, specifically Filipino girls
Redheads
Long nipples, pointers, erasers
Meat curtains are okay, unless they get too long, then they are too much
Gymnasts



Dislikes:
Bologna slices (Laura is dangerously close here, another half inch nipple circumference and it would be over the line)
Man hands
Eyepatches (actually saw a woman walking down the street with an eyepatch yesterday, how random)
Too much talking during sex, shut the fuck up this isn't a coffee house

 

[Cami]

Agreed on the talking during sex...unless its saying harder, yes, oh my god, or screaming the name out...other then that...no talking.
She does have some pretty hugh nips. One of my friends have nips twice that size...crazy...

Redheads with greeneyes means trouble!

 

[Cougar Bait]

Agreed on the talking during sex...unless its saying harder, yes, oh my god, or screaming the name out...other then that...no talking.
She does have some pretty hugh nips. One of my friends have nips twice that size...crazy...

Redheads with greeneyes means trouble!

Yes, I love me some redheads.

 

[stevek173]

om omfg omg omfg

the fok happened here?


and why?


holy fok

 

[Cougar Bait]

om omfg omg omfg

the fok happened here?


and why?


holy fok

I just want tight skirts and an open mind Steve's.

 

[Oksana]

Please send to secret zone. Thanks.

crazy kids these days

 

[Cougar Bait]

Oksy I like a flexible girl. I want to be able to make up shit as I go, maybe use her for cardio aerobics, hang her from the lampshade while I realign her brakes.

Anyone into public fucking? I fucked in a Menard's parking lot once, and once in the shrubs outside a friend's house.

 

[stevek173]

I fucked in a deserted church once was cool and weird

I was captain of the volleyball team and we won state that year

 

[Cami]

Really...in church Steves???????????
your going to hell.......
see you there

 

[stevek173]

We won state though

there was this really highly ranked player on holy innocence that year and they hadn't lost in like 3 years

they wanted to fight after the game they chased us with their car

was mad sketchy

 

[senco78]

behind a church was my go to place in HS
that and behind a library

 

[Cami]

We won state though

there was this really highly ranked player on holy innocence that year and they hadn't lost in like 3 years

they wanted to fight after the game they chased us with their car

was mad sketchy

Yeah cuz that justifies your actions.

My go to spot back in the day was the either the football field or soccer field...right after a game none the less.