Attention poster, plommer

[roguejuror]

Our dear Potato needs some prostitute advice.

what is the best way to respond to an ex-hooker who asks you for $$$ at the gas station

better question, can anyone actually be an ex-hooker

betplom we seek your expertise on that one

Potato we need some more info.

Do you like this woman?

How many times have you interacted with her?

 

[betplom]

http://gamelive.com/forum/showthread.php/1965-Random-thoughts?p=454476&viewfull=1#post454476

 

[roguejuror]

better question, can anyone actually be an ex-hooker

of course

 

[roguejuror]

the last time you were in cuba was 7 years ago?

 

[betplom]

the last time you were in cuba was 7 years ago?

No. The first time I was in Cuba was 7 years ago.

Which means there may be a few plommerlings aged 2-7 running around Holguin and Santa Lucia.



I'm pretty sure one woman that was really eager to get in touch with me last time I was there has some news.

 

[reno cool]

do you have to pay child support if you get a hooker pregnant?

 

[Saulty]

do you have to pay child support if you get a hooker pregnant?

Probably not but you have to be crazy to have sex with a hooker without a condom.

 

[betplom]

do you have to pay child support if you get a hooker pregnant?

Only if they find out who you are.

Reno, I've never been with any hookers in Cuba, only young broads looking to latch on to a foreigner.

2006 was the last time I owned a watch. I gave it to a Cuban friend.

No need to look for pussy in Cuba, in Cuba pussy finds you.

It even found this guy! (I was about 280lbs)

 

[reno cool]

nice plommer. You look well relaxed i a tropical paradise. Do you go swimming over there?

 

[betplom]

nice plommer. You look well relaxed i a tropical paradise. Do you go swimming over there?

I may have looked relaxed but I was probably just really tired from spending a night with the broad across the table from me that took the picture. (She turned 18 3 weeks before I met her.)

Reno you'd be relaxed if you spent the night with a woman less than half your age.

Swim, yeah I swam almost every day when I stayed at the resort, in town no.

Reno, does she look like a hooker?

 

[betplom]

PS: From what I've been told child support is approx $15 per month in Cuba.

At that rate I think I can support at least 10 kids.

 

[Tron]

Plom looks like a good guy to have along as muscle on a trip, boys.

Plom, how tall are you?

 

[betplom]

6ft

183cm


Daffy, see that crease in my forehead?

Was caused by taking a sucker shot to the head by a guy wearing a ring.

 

[Tron]

Ok so you're my height.

So when you're @ 250+ you must look like a guy that very few people want to fuck with.


Plommer

Shockingly, I've never been with a hooker.





Plom, we're having a Perdomo and a bourbon and listening to Miles Davis.

Life ain't so bad, ya know?

 

[Tron]

Plom, the guy that permanently altered your forehead......

Where did you dump his body?

 

[roguejuror]

Matty is 5'11 and don't let him tell you otherwise.

 

[betplom]

Ok so you're my height.

So when you're @ 250+ you must look like a guy that very few people want to fuck with.


Plommer

Shockingly, I've never been with a hooker.





Plom, we're having a Perdomo and a bourbon and listening to Miles Davis.

Life ain't so bad, ya know?

Daffy up until about 40 I could hold my own.
After 40 not so much, I'm fatter, softer, and prefer to avoid confrontation rather than embrace it.

 

[betplom]

Plom, the guy that permanently altered your forehead......

Where did you dump his body?

I never got a chance to hit the guy - he sucker punched me, and decided not to go after him later (I knew where he worked) as I didn't want to end up in jail. That was another thing that I learned to do as I got older, I learned that sometimes you just gotta take the loss and move on.

As soon as I got hit the blood started flowing pretty good and I went to the hospital to get stitched up.