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I'm sure there will be lovely scenery at the graduation. Though the weather is forecasted to keep the short skirts at bay.

Im not nervous about the job. These are like assembly line jobs for lawyers. Big litigation requires lots of attorneys to look at ever piece of paper or email that MIGHT be related to the case. It sucks. I graduated in 2009.

Dunno what kind of beer. I usually go for an IPA but recently I have rediscovered domestic light (i.e. bud light, coors light, miller light).
 
Boner_18 are you ready for casper's pals initiation into their group?

are you ready to change your name to boner_161

Boner you never answered my request for haggling with a car salesman story.

Boner, do you pay paper towels?
 
Good shit Boner.

Be well man, enjoy your beer of choice regardless of what Big Al thinks. Heck she still thinks I'm a professional volleyball player. She tried to meet me at Crispy Cream in Cranberry behind Archie's back, it was crazy. I was flattered but they are supposed to get married and I am not messing with that.

Enjoy the scenery as well.

Salud.
 
Good shit Boner.

Be well man, enjoy your beer of choice regardless of what Big Al thinks. Heck she still thinks I'm a professional volleyball player. She tried to meet me at Crispy Cream in Cranberry behind Archie's back, it was crazy. I was flattered but they are supposed to get married and I am not messing with that.

Enjoy the scenery as well.

Salud.

I knew there was a reason for roughness in bed that night.....

thanks steve!!!
 
I wasn't aware there was initiation. I'm not into that fratboy/hazing crap.

I don't really have many good haggling stories. The last time I went to look at cars with my father we were looking at a used honda accord. We drove it, and headed into the office to talk numbers with the older white salesman. Upon him giving us the numbers I stated "jesus, dad you could get a used 5-Series for that much." The sales guy responds, "BMW, you know what that stands for right? BLACK MANS WISH." He didn't laugh or even acknowledge the fact that he had just made a racist joke, instead he segues seamlessly into producing a picture of him playing santa clause with some kid on his knee. My father did not buy the car, though he did call my dad a week later offering a better deal. My father then bought an infinity. Not really about haggling but more about the ridiculous used car guy.

Do I pay paper towels?