Asian neighbour cut his grass tonight with .........

[PuckOff]

A fucking whipper snipper........... And i have it on video. My wife had to stick her nose into my video making so I can't upload it to youtube becuase I don't know how to edit videos. I did end up feeling bad for the guy and went over and convinced him to use his new lawn mower that he bought last year. I think he used it once last year. The poor fucker is completely lost. A video of him cutting grass would be priceless. He's basically clueless, but he most definitely grew up in public housing in China and never used a lawn mower before. No doubt he's intimidated by the "heavy machinery," but i also think he's just completely lazy and didn't want to deal with bringing the lawn mower out of his shed.

 

[Archie]

I like this new chapter in the clueless asian neighbor series


so how high was the grass?

 

[housepicks]

Talk of a video without seeing saidbvideo is saddening

 

[PuckOff]

I like this new chapter in the clueless asian neighbor series


so how high was the grass?

mabe 1 foot on his fence and 1 foot of long single strands in the middle of his lawn. His lawn is a fucking mess. He digs his weeds out by hand, but i think they eat the weeds. I kniw they have eaten dandelion weeds/ leaves because they once fed us dumplings that had dandelions in them. It was fucking DISGUSTING.

 

[housepicks]

Indians next to me growing up used to cook rosepedals

 

[RayRay]

i have germans next door... they have 2 kids and still only find time to cut their front yard about once a month and back yard once a summer... ive shown pics...ive got a big rider, so sometimes when i get fed up,, i just fucking cut their front for them... if i dont, it makes the whole cove look like the goddamn section8 ghetto

 

[roguejuror]

Talk of a video without seeing saidbvideo is saddening

sadcat would be sad

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Ray Ray, your Germans next door are not from the norm. Germans tend to love their lawns. It's like their heritages OCD kicks in how they manicure them.

I think you live next door to the laziest Germans on the planet.

 

[roguejuror]

They must be from East Germany.

 

[bacon]

Do it for him

do everything for them

 

[Matty]

pleasure his wife as needed

show her some of those classic maritimer moves

 

[roguejuror]

Did you eat the dumplings?

 

[Saulty]

Can someone post a picture of a whipper snipper?

 

[Cami]

Saulty you ought to know what that is.

Think weed whacker.

 

[PuckOff]

Did you eat the dumplings?

I did and they were fucking disgusting. They sent us home with some.

 

[Archie]

neighbor 14 ish year old kid spent a good 75 mins cutting grass with hand scissors

maybe punishment?

anyone else good neighbor stories lately?

 

[roguejuror]

anyone else good neighbor stories lately?

which is the GL top neighbor story?

A. Pucky's lazy asian neighbor
B. Matty's schizophrenic neighbor
C. Steve's violent roommate