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Any of you Queers ever get massages?

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I believe I had a massage exactly once. Of the shiatsu variety. ~25 years ago. It was in reaction to a bad muscle spasm I was experiencing. Couldn't say how much it cost; my work paid for it.

It was kind of interesting. I went into the massage immobile and knotted up with back and neck pain; I left loose and able to touch my toes. Freaky.

By the next day I was right back where I started though.

In general, I did not like the massage experience. Just felt like an idiotic beached whale the whole time. Major dork. Left feeling like I would never do it again and so far I haven't.
 
Tron
Would get a 90 min massage everyday if I could afford it.
Don't even need a happy ending.

has never gotten a massage with a happy ending
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*has never gotten a massage without a happy ending.

Not including the time I had the ultrasound done on my testicles by the cute ultrasound tech lady.
She taped my kok to my stomach to keep it out of the way while she performed her majic.

I got real lucky that day. I checked in at the counter in the clinic for my 9AM appt and waited an hour before they told me the male tech called in sick and would I mind a female tech?

Hell no! I won't mind! Best 15 minutes of my life that was paid for by the Ontario Health plan.

I somehow doubt I'll enjoy my colonoscopy the same way.
 
Tron
Would get a 90 min massage everyday if I could afford it.
Don't even need a happy ending.

*has never gotten a massage with a happy ending
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Lol .. I didn't know if the happy ending thing was really prevalent or mostly urban legend. In attempting to find out and googling it is how I ran across that article with the male masseuse named Tron who gives the female happy endings. What a find.
 
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