Another benefit brough to you by Fred for the NYC bash...

[RightSaidFred]

I have access to Strippers; tons of them. The girl I was dating for the past 3 months was one of these Russian dancers; good looking but mean as hell. She hit me in the head with a spiked heel.

Anywho she has a sister, a cousin and a few friends.

No doubt in my mind we can hang at her place with the others.

Ton of fun.

 

[rito]

fred are you tony soprano?

 

[Bread]

This is gonna be HUGE! Durito you might wanna plan a "business trip" for this one.

 

[rito]

im broke bread, no more business trips

 

[Bread]

im broke bread, no more business trips

sidedownlike:

 

[Boner_18]

Wish I practiced criminal law. Prolly could bill a year worth of business just keeping 5-10 gamelivers out of the clink...

 

[rito]

lets see that list of 5-10

 

[RightSaidFred]

fred are you tony soprano?

Now just got lucky one night; was in a stripclub and some chick just wouldn't not leave me alone. She is very hot so I go back for some lap dances and she tells the bouncer to look away. Next thing I know she is making out with me and my hand is up her skirt. She whispers to me let's go back to my place. Rest is history.

 

[RightSaidFred]

Cali my ex is bi so I am note sure if you swing that way.

 

[rito]

Now just got lucky one night; was in a stripclub and some chick just wouldn't not leave me alone. She is very hot so I go back for some lap dances and she tells the bouncer to look away. Next thing I know she is making out with me and my hand is up her skirt. She whispers to me let's go back to my place. Rest is history.

sounds like fun

 

[RightSaidFred]

sounds like fun

Not really. She is a greedy, mean, bitch. I have a friends with benefits option that I may take. 2 nights a week sex only.

 

[Bread]

Now just got lucky one night; was in a stripclub and some chick just wouldn't not leave me alone. She is very hot so I go back for some lap dances and she tells the bouncer to look away. Next thing I know she is making out with me and my hand is up her skirt. She whispers to me let's go back to my place. Rest is history.

That's just how you roll, SIR!

 

[RightSaidFred]

That's just how you roll, SIR!

Guys don't get how easy it is. Dress up, don't act like a douche, sweet talk them and shove a $20 bill down her boobs.

 

[MrMonkey]

Guys don't get how easy it is. Dress up, don't act like a douche, sweet talk them and shove a $20 bill down her boobs.

Good job buddy, but come on, this couldn't have been easy for you to avoid!

 

[RightSaidFred]

Good job buddy, but come on, this couldn't have been easy for you to avoid!

Yeah that part was tough; I have the battle scars to prove it. Spike heel to the head, clawed arms, had numerous items tossed at me...