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Dear Charles,
I know January was a fun month for you, and for that I will always be jealous. That said, I have heard you have entered rehab. For this, I am sad. Very very sad. You could have been a contender kid! You could have done what so many actors and actresses did before you and overdose in a closet or tied up to a bedpost in a third world country. I have you in my dead pool! You were my ace in the hole. How am I going to win with Justin Bieber, Betty White, and Ted Williams (the low talking guy) on my list?
In all seriousness, I wish you well. I know this isn't you first time in rehab. Things have changed since the last time you went in. I am not saying I am an expert on rehab centers, but I have been around enough strippers and failed musicians in my life to throw my 2 cents around.
If you play your cards right, you can turn this stay into a reality show. The only thing is you entered rehab to early. You are still a star. If you want the reality show, you had to wait until you were washed up. Don't get me wrong. You still have a chance. You can relapse after "Two And A Half Men" ends. Dr. Drew will still be around then. Hell, i wouldn't be surprised if that fat kid on the show is in rehab with you by then. Him and the little girl from "Everybody Loves Raymond". God she got ugly. Olsen twin she is not.
Maybe you will stop dating porn stars. That would be a good start to a better life. Haven't you ever heard that desperate girls are better? I mean Charlie, do you take the car with 300,000 miles across country, or the car that has a little over 20,000 on it. Performance and reliability my friend. Maybe the car isn't as stylish, but when you are inside driving it, who the hell cares?
If you don't get better, they might stop making "Two And A Half Men". We can't let this happen. Ever since the Sopranos ended, I go to you for hot girls and bowling shirts. Who are they going to replace you with? Bob Saget?
I love ya pal. Ever since you played the good football guy in "Lucas"( starring another drug abuser), I knew you had what it takes. if you gotta stay alive, do it right. Good luck buddy.
I know January was a fun month for you, and for that I will always be jealous. That said, I have heard you have entered rehab. For this, I am sad. Very very sad. You could have been a contender kid! You could have done what so many actors and actresses did before you and overdose in a closet or tied up to a bedpost in a third world country. I have you in my dead pool! You were my ace in the hole. How am I going to win with Justin Bieber, Betty White, and Ted Williams (the low talking guy) on my list?
In all seriousness, I wish you well. I know this isn't you first time in rehab. Things have changed since the last time you went in. I am not saying I am an expert on rehab centers, but I have been around enough strippers and failed musicians in my life to throw my 2 cents around.
If you play your cards right, you can turn this stay into a reality show. The only thing is you entered rehab to early. You are still a star. If you want the reality show, you had to wait until you were washed up. Don't get me wrong. You still have a chance. You can relapse after "Two And A Half Men" ends. Dr. Drew will still be around then. Hell, i wouldn't be surprised if that fat kid on the show is in rehab with you by then. Him and the little girl from "Everybody Loves Raymond". God she got ugly. Olsen twin she is not.
Maybe you will stop dating porn stars. That would be a good start to a better life. Haven't you ever heard that desperate girls are better? I mean Charlie, do you take the car with 300,000 miles across country, or the car that has a little over 20,000 on it. Performance and reliability my friend. Maybe the car isn't as stylish, but when you are inside driving it, who the hell cares?
If you don't get better, they might stop making "Two And A Half Men". We can't let this happen. Ever since the Sopranos ended, I go to you for hot girls and bowling shirts. Who are they going to replace you with? Bob Saget?
I love ya pal. Ever since you played the good football guy in "Lucas"( starring another drug abuser), I knew you had what it takes. if you gotta stay alive, do it right. Good luck buddy.
