3 dates in 1 week

[fiveteamer]

Yap.

Looking forward to making a roasted butternut squash and apple soup. I've never made soup before.

 

[kato]

Yap.

Looking forward to making a roasted butternut squash and apple soup. I've never made soup before.

sounds good

make sure that you add acids (lemon juice, etc) to it

helps fight the richness

gl brother

 

[fiveteamer]

love it brother. Will buy a lemon.

 

[kato]

excellent

let me know how it turns out

 

[Archie]

fight the Rich!!!!!!

 

[fiveteamer]

She's 27 and has only had sex with one person. She showed up tonight with a purse full of these bizarre female contraceptives.

Who the fuck would ever want to fuck a virgin? It's like having sex with a kitten.

Looks like I'm going to have to be the teacher here boyyyyzzzz.

 

[Matty]

She's 27 and has only had sex with one person.

:what?::what?::what?: Is that inclusive of you?

 

[kato]

i like this fiver

it will be fun

 

[fiveteamer]

What is this shit?

 

[betplom]

She's 27 and has only had sex with one person. She showed up tonight with a purse full of these bizarre female contraceptives.

Who the fuck would ever want to fuck a virgin? It's like having sex with a kitten.

Looks like I'm going to have to be the teacher here boyyyyzzzz.

Don't be knocking kitten sex.


PS: Do you know why you should always tape your kitten from head to tail with duct tape?

So they don't explode when you fuck them.

:mattysbigcock:

 

[roguejuror]

What is this shit?

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kills sperm on contact, be careful bro

 

[fiveteamer]

So I'm going to have to dump this girl after the new year. Sucks because I've only ever been dumped; I've never did the dumping before. I have no idea how to do it.

 

[stevek173]

So I'm going to have to dump this girl after the new year. Sucks because I've only ever been dumped; I've never did the dumping before. I have no idea how to do it.

Fiver I recently to do that under what are probably somewhat simular circumstances. My advice is be kind yet firm. You probably already know that.

 

[roguejuror]

This is the same PNG?

 

[fiveteamer]

What is PNG?

 

[wal66]

Tell her you've been living a lie for far too long and it's time you were honest with yourself. Tell her you're gay. Clean break on your part and she won't be wondering what she did wrong or think you're an asshole.

Flame on Fiver.

 

[wal66]

You could tell her you want to have a 3-some with your uncle Plommer.

 

[betplom]