2012 Home Run Derby Champion

[wal66]

Unfortunately at the time of this posting I am unable to supply the odds for each since it’s not available at my book and I couldn’t even find it at 5-Dimes either.

Odds not withstanding though I am pleased to give you your 2012 Home Run Derby Champion based on not stats, not coinflips, not even educated (fok u, don’t laugh) guesses. Nope, I have gone scien-fok’n-tific on ya’lls ass. I have looked deep into the stars and each contestants Astrological signs and correlated them with their Chinese calendar to create an absolute sweet formula.

Some players came close and Jose Bautista is a very close runner-up but he won’t win the derby. Your 2012 Home Run Derby Champion is none other than………………

Giancarlo Stanton.



Book it Dano!

 

[wal66]

If someone has the odds and would like to post them I will give you Breads phone number so you can keep calling that fok'r till he answers.

 

[vagabond]

Greek

7301 Carlos Beltran +500
7302 Carlos Gonzalez +800
7303 Giancarlo Stanton +350
7304 Jose Bautista +350
7305 Mark Trumbo +500
7306 Matt Kemp +700
7307 Prince Fielder +500
7308 Robinson Cano +450

 

[wal66]

Looks like The Greek understands and reads the stars too.

 

[FairWarning]

Chris Berman is getting his list of KC suburbs together for the Derby. Totally unwatchable.

 

[wal66]

FW, I'll not be watching it but I just may have to follow the FLOW on this one.

 

[wal66]

If this astrological approach pans out it may be more than The Spread Beneath My Wings can handle. I may have to renegotiate my contract with them.

 

[roguejuror]

YES! wally become our soothsayer, the gambling soothsayer.

 

[FairWarning]

Can you read my horsescope for Taurus,Wal?

 

[roguejuror]

wally you need a gown, and a turban

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I'll take Mark Trumbo +500. Thanks.

 

[Tron]

Stanton may not win but he will hit a few absolute missile moon shots you can be sure of that

 

[Potato]

No royal in the home run derby?

 

[Tron]

 

[wal66]

Fok it. I'm gonna start reading tea leaves cause the stars are obviously stacked against me.

Stanton will miss the Home Run due to knee surgery.

 

[Archie]

go with his replacement McCutchen

 

[roguejuror]

Fok it. I'm gonna start reading tea leaves cause the stars are obviously stacked against me.

Stanton will miss the Home Run due to knee surgery.

what a way to start a career wally