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She's Princess Sydney, Marchioness of Ampleboobage

I've never seen any of her movies or TV shows. I've seen her host SNL and that's it. Should I watch Euphoria?
 
Boner_18
I've been wanting to say it for a while and y'all will probably roll your eyes... but she's kinda busted. I googled her b/c of all y'alls drooling and Wikipedia comes up with this:

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That's literally the encyclopedia entry for her and, I'm sorry, but neck up I see a 6, maybe a 7.
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But every inch of her body (which is a finely tuned Lamborghini) is a 10 which clicks her overall up to a 9 by my calculations*

*My calculations have her face at 8 that's just literally the worst photo of her I've ever seen of her.
 
Agreed just a one off outlier photo.

COMMON BONE BONE
 
Boner, I re-raise

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Actually upon further review, I'm going to deduct a half a point on her body.

I just realized she's only 5'-3"

You can not be a 10 and be 5'-3".

So she's the strongest 8.5 in the history of babes.

:dancer:
 
Tron
So she's the strongest 8.5 in the history of babes.
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I'll 100% wholeheartedly accept @Tron's thoughtful and honest analysis. I may even agree with the results. Carry on.
 
Sydney Sweeney has the body of a pinup model and the girl next door face.

Her vocal fry is mumbly yet smoky hot.

Euphoria is only good to watch drunk. It’s the anti-Game Of Thrones in that aspect.

She’s not a BAD actress. I’d put her in the Tara Reid but better roles category.
 
Didn't realize she was so small. 5'3" is a bit of a letdown.

I think I'd still let her touch my peepee if she caught me in a good mood.
 
Matty
Didn't realize she was so small. 5'3" is a bit of a letdown.

I think I'd still let her touch my peepee if she caught me in a good mood.
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What is with the tall women crap. 5'3" is perfect. Kato would attest.
 
Tron
But every inch of her body (which is a finely tuned Lamborghini) is a 10 which clicks her overall up to a 9 by my calculations*

*My calculations have her face at 8 that's just literally the worst photo of her I've ever seen of her.
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Yes the face but greatest ever 8.5 for you, says 9 for me!
 
Anybody watch "Poor Things?" MrsM and I thought WTF ..... always liked Emma Stone's acting but she got an Academy Award for being a naked prostitute throughout the movie?

Maybe not as good with the acting, but would have watched the entire 2 hr 21 minutes of movie if she played the part.
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I'm not seeing what ya'll are seeing. Obviously she's hot af, not being one of those "um actually" keyboard warriors acting like she isn't beautiful. But when we are comparing her to other girls in the stratosphere of elite hotness (which you are when rating 8.5-10), I don't think she stacks up that favorably. Stay strong Bone Bone.
 
just for a reference point, prime Elizabeth Hurley is what I consider a perfect 10

She's currently 58 and is still a REAL STRONG 8.5

That's not a typo
 
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