Ask Dimebag a question *the internet legend series Pt1*

[dimebag]

When Im not riding the bus Im chewing gum, kicking ass, and answering life's riddles one at a time. Please feel free to ask me anything.

 

[reno cool]

Very nice of you. But I believe your name has to be drawn out of a hat first.

 

[dimebag]

Rules are for nancy boys like Rogue Scholar

 

[MrMonkey]

I like you !

 

[dimebag]

^most underated film of all time

 

[Cougar Bait]

No way, that's not even the best Piper flick

 

[Mrs. X]

Dimebag, you insist upon yourself, Dimebag.

 

[dimebag]

Dimebag, you insist upon yourself, Dimebag.

Mrs. X, you are about as fun as aids, Mrs. X

 

[Mrs. X]

Mrs. X, you are about as fun as aids, Mrs. X

So glad you're back. I see the ask Dimebag thread is really taking off.

 

[dimebag]

I see your face is taking off too, heading south just like your titties

 

[dimebag]

now one of you a-holes better ask me gd question or im gonna effin crush some mother effers.

 

[Mrs. X]

I see your face is taking off too, heading south just like your titties

Zi-ing!

What are you 12? Moron.

 

[tullamore]

now one of you a-holes better ask me gd question or im gonna effin crush some mother effers.

When the hell are you going to shut the fuck up?

HOw many dicks have you sucked for a dimebag.

 

[Matty]

never heard of ya pal

 

[dimebag]

Zi-ing!

What are you 12? Moron.

Nope, a better question would be "how old are you dimebag?" instead of this trial and error bullshit. Nitwit.

 

[dimebag]

When the hell are you going to shut the fuck up?

HOw many dicks have you sucked for a dimebag.

I believe this is two questions, fortunately for me I am able to compute your shitty punctuation. To answer your first question, dickface, never, I will never be silenced so give up on that before I take a bus over to your crack den and mop the floor with your cracker ass. And to answer your second question with the wrong punctuation, no dicks, i have sucked no dicks.

 

[dimebag]

never heard of ya pal

could you reword that in the form of a question or sit down and shut the fuck up? Great, thanks.

 

[Matty]

What is "never heard of ya pal"?

Chickenshit Forumville Ghosts for $400, Alex.