Dontrelle Willis Designated For Assignment

[kato]

juror-

good memorial day? any memories?

 

[roguejuror]

not really kato

this american holidays mean little to me

i didn't even know it was a holiday until i heard a car dealer sale on the radio

 

[kato]

lol...

next memorial day lets make memories

 

[roguejuror]

plus unemployed bum so day off

 

[rito]

i hate colombian holidays

 

[roguejuror]

durito you're an unemployed bum as well

 

[rito]

durito you're an unemployed bum as well

this is true.

i don't actually hate anything.

but sometimes i like to sleep, and it's sunday and i don't know it's one of colombias 58 national holdaze on monday and people take their guaro into the street and keep me up all night.

 

[roguejuror]

then don't ever move to la costa

vallenato papa a toda hora

 

[rito]

yea no costa for me.

i got a vallenato group coming to the house tomorrow for her birthday though.

 

[Tomato]

Tomato went to TWO Tigers games this year when Willis was down by 5+ runs, and the Tigers won both games!

 

[reno cool]

this is true.

i don't actually hate anything.

but sometimes i like to sleep, and it's sunday and i don't know it's one of colombias 58 national holdaze on monday and people take their guaro into the street and keep me up all night.

Durito for poster of the day at least.

What's a gauro? Is that a donkey? I'll pretend it's something like a donkey.

 

[rito]

sorry reno, guaro is booze. lol. they walk by here on horses though (with guaro in their hands)

 

[roguejuror]

ill pretend its a donkey too

 

[rito]

this all reminds me of a year ago, when madeleyne put down like 23 shots of guaro on her birthday.

she weighs like 22 lbs. i was impressed.

 

[roguejuror]

big party tomorrow?

are you going to be providing perico?

 

[rito]

small party, if you can call it that.


yea right lol. they think "marajuaneros" are like the devil. of course that's typical here, coke ok, pot spoke evil. i wonder what she'd say if i told her how many drugs i've done. maybe i should try it.

i hate that shit anyway now.

 

[roguejuror]

have you ever thought of moving to a finca? muneca de la mafia style?

 

[rito]

have you ever thought of moving to a finca? muneca de la mafia style?

this is like my dream.

not the mafia style part probably. but yea the finca part. i want one, dogs, vegetables. and peace and quiet.

i almost bought a shitty one a year and a half ago. my new car wouldn't make it there so i bailed.

you should see the prices on shit right outside of medellin in some areas. absurd. 10 years ago you coudln't even drive some of these roads.