Happy Birthday Lindsay Lohan

[CASPERWAIT$]

You are 28 looking like 50.

You used to be the vagina all guys wanted to try. Now you are the vagina all guys have tried and wanted to forget.

You have been a Mean Girl and a Parent Trap.

Now you are just a mean girl and a parents worst nightmare (except yours of course)

Enjoy this birthday!

It might be your last (dip in the celebrity dead pool anyone)?

 

[IAG]

50 is being generous, she looks terrible.

Happy birthday Lilo

 

[bacon]

Somehow Charlie Sheen gives her $100k to pay for her taxes.

Where do I sign up for that? Charlie, anything you need, brah. :nohomo:

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Somehow Charlie Sheen gives her $100k to pay for her taxes.

Where do I sign up for that? Charlie, anything you need, brah. :nohomo:

I have a very good friend who "worked" with Charlie Sheen and told me he was extremely giving physically and monetarily.

 

[Boner_18]

I hope she and everyone she knows/associates with dies! HAH!

 

[bacon]

That's pretty fucking mean man.

 

[IAG]

Yeah. A little harsh Boner.

Really a shame though. She was cute in The Parent Trap...so much talent wasted.

 

[bacon]

Boner really crossed the line here. What if that really happened, so many people would be dead and so many others hurt, would he even care? I would think an attorney would hold himself to a higher standard of conduct as opposed to ethical misconduct, which is exactly what his statement was.

 

[IAG]

YEAH BONER.

 

[reno cool]

ok this is over the line. Ban on any birthday threads from here on out.

 

[mrquincy]

ok this is over the line. Ban on any birthday threads from here on out.

+1

 

[roguejuror]

What if that really happened

Like when Tomato gave fivey cancer.

 

[mrquincy]

Lindsay Lohan sports painful-looking cuts and bruises on her legs as she steps out solo on her 28th birthday

Wow...She looks really fucked up.