Matty out "Curling" while the rest of us have to do real life

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Whatever the f*ck a curling is.

Details to follow.

Damn Canadiens. Must be nice.
 
Is he really? I must not have gotten to that thread, yet. I want to go curling with Matty. I can yell. I can slide on one foot. I can sweep. I'm a natural.

I also won a shuffleboard tournament on my cruise. Those old fuckers didn't know what hit them.

Pretty sure I'm a world caliber curler.
 
Saw it on fb, could be a work thing thus the non invite so don't get offended yet.

I will advise.
 
If I wanted to sweep that furiously with no real upside, I would sweep my damn floor.
 
If I wanted to sweep that furiously with no real upside, I would sweep my damn floor.

No upside? What if you end up on the button? In the button?

There's something about a button.
 
MrX
No upside? What if you end up on the button? In the button?

There's something about a button.

This is true.

I always wanted to end up on the button.
 
I guess, if you're not a natural.
 
Yeh me pro now.

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Fuk. Jealous. That looks awesome.

Is it as easy to go curling in Canada as, say, bowling in the U.S.?
 
What a relief.
 
But they do rent the one slippy, one grippy shoes, right. Or do you have to buy them.
 
Carefully aiming for the pin, not the button.

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And do they spray that disinfectant stuff in them?