For Bacon and IAG.

[Matty]

When I go down on you, you wont be happy. If you're on me, the whole world is you oyster, but be careful, without protection, you might catch something nasty"
What am I?

duh

Internets

 

[bacon]

oh like Blitty's never eaten a raw cat or at least a kitten

 

[Blitty]

bacon, do you prefer your pussy moist or dry?

 

[bacon]

sopping wet

 

[IAG]

Why would a cat be delicious

Cuz it was funny. No one gets my humor.


edit..just saw later cat posts. I think someone gets my humor.

 

[Cami]

they are all fakes and Dolly Parton has some big ones. it can cost you a lot of money for a good one, but at least you can pick the size and color."
what am I?

 

[IAG]

a wig?

 

[Cami]

My shaft is long and tasty
-you can shove me in your split
- the older I am, the softer i get
what am i?

 

[Matty]

Common

Banana

 

[Cami]

fokker.

 

[Cami]

you suck on me with you mouth
- i cant stay hard forever
-there's sometimes lipstick on my stick when your done
What am I?

 

[Saulty]

What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

and....GO!!

I will reward you with a new question when the previous has been answered correctly!

NO CHEATING EITHER! (like I would know if you did)

coconut

 

[Matty]

you suck on me with you mouth
- i cant stay hard forever
-there's sometimes lipstick on my stick when your done
What am I?

my humongous, tumescent cawk

and a popsicle

 

[betplom]

My shaft is long and tasty
-you can shove me in your split
- the older I am, the softer i get
what am i?

plommer!

 

[Cami]

I can be hard or soft and still get it off
-finger my plunger and i'll come in your hand.
What am I?

 

[IAG]

plommer!

hahahaha. Now you're back on your game.

 

[betplom]

I can be hard or soft and still get it off
-finger my plunger and i'll come in your hand.
What am I?

soap dispenser

hahahaha. Now you're back on your game.

As a power and home run hitter I tend to strike out alot.

Tron can confirm.

 

[Cami]