Random thoughts

[MrX]

I either have a very cool virus, or there is a tiny ant trapped INSIDE my laptop screen.

 

[RayRay]

fuck that would drive me nuts...im ultra anal when it comes to shit on all computer and tv screens...so seeing something running about where i couldnt get to it would probably push me over the edge

 

[RayRay]

oh man.... i mean... oh man

 

[Saulty]

I see a dick next to Robin.

 

[Matty]

See, I'm not fat, I fit just fine on this here couch.

 

[roguejuror]

Where's Herbert?

 

[Matty]

We sold Herbert. We have a bigger built-in one at the condo.

RIP Herbert

you clogged at lot

 

[MrMonkey]

Who is Herbert?

 

[Matty]

My old portable dishwasher.

 

[MrMonkey]

A portable dishwasher? Never knew they were like that! I consider MrsM my portable dishwasher! :hides:

 

[Matty]

Pope Francis caught eating a Holy Booger:

 

[Mudcat]

Atta boy!

 

[Matty]

Me - Hi, I would like to apply for a motorcycle license.
Her - Do you have your regular driver's license?
Me - Here you go.
Her - Sir, your license has been suspended since December 2011 for an unpaid speeding ticket.
Me - Oh. Can I still apply for my motorcycle license?
Her - *shakes head*
Me - Fine, fine.



I found the unopened notice of suspension in a pile of old mail. Why does the Govt. of Ontario send important mail in white envelopes? Why can't they call or send an email? Or at least write something vaguely threatening on the envelope, like MUST OPEN - YOU DID SOMETHING STUPID.

And how the fok have I been renting cars illegally for over a year and a half?



For fok's sake Canada, get your shit together. Be more like me.

 

[Mudcat]

Updated number of teeth in my mouth: 30

Nuther one yanked this morning.

 

[MrMonkey]

Me - Hi, I would like to apply for a motorcycle license.
Her - Do you have your regular driver's license?
Me - Here you go.
Her - Sir, your license has been suspended since December 2011 for an unpaid speeding ticket.
Me - Oh. Can I still apply for my motorcycle license?
Her - Maybe that's how they do it in FrenchieLand, but not here.
Me - Fine, fine.

That's how I read what was going through shaking head mind! Pay the ticket! Wonder they didn't issue a warrant for your arrest!

 

[Matty]

I paid the ticket and fine at the court this morning.

Me - Can I apply for my motorcycle license now?
Her - No. You gotta wait 4 days.
Me -

 

[RayRay]

have you run the motorcycle idea by the boss yet? or will you just spring it on her one day and drive up on it

 

[Matty]

She's fully aware of my ridiculous plan, and her vague disapproval isn't registering.

#midlifecrisis