How do you tell someone they have bad breath?

[stevek173]

"Well that's cool"

"What's that?"

"I thought I was the only one who woke up and ate ass this morning"

 

[Tron]

McB, good stuff. I wasn't even aware of the whole gum disease thing.

Mudcat, I know you're right but I can't help but think this person will take it the wrong way.....

I've mentioned tongue scrapers, rinsing with Hydro Peroxide etc but I'm pretty sure this person brushes twice a day and does nothing else to stay fresh.

 

[betplom]

Daft, have you ever been with a broad who's snatch smelled so bad you wanted to puke?

Plommer has.

Thankfully he blew his load BEFORE he blew chunks.

 

[Saulty]

Daft, have you ever been with a broad who's snatch smelled so bad you wanted to puke?

Plommer has.

Thankfully he blew his load BEFORE he blew chunks.

Plommer when you go with prostitutes do you ask them to bathe before having sex with them? What if you are her 9th customer of the day? That snatch has done quite a work for the day.

 

[mcbaseball10]

Any updates on this front Dafty?

 

[betplom]

Daffy, update us.

Did you find a solution?

 

[roguejuror]

I was going to offer advice but this picture rang loud and clear in my head!

Fiverbash NYC 2013

 

[Saulty]

You buy them mouthwash.

 

[stevek173]

Pretend you have cancer.

Nah, that would just be pathetic.

 

[roguejuror]

Daffy, update us.

Did you find a solution?

Daffy ignored you.

 

[Matty]

I yell "Morning breath!!!" to the GF as needed and I keep mouthwash in stock.

You're welcome.

 

[betplom]

Daffy ignored you.

I figured as much.

 

[mcbaseball10]

Bump for IAG dentist thread.

 

[PuckOff]

Here's a simple way - http://www.therabreath.com/tellafriend.asp

Anyone use this stuff?

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

You don't tell them they have bad breath.

You just don't talk to them anymore.

Odds are if they neglect their breath, they will neglect your house plants or your dog when you go on vacation and you ask them to housesit.

You don't need friends like that in your life.

 

[PuckOff]

Imagine what they'd do to your cat.

 

[roguejuror]

I figured as much.

Daffy is still ignoring you.

 

[mrquincy]

If someone offers you gum more than twice in a day, you probably have bad breath....