Ask A Perpetual Loser [Bread]

[Bread]

Fire away. I have all your secrets, as well as the ins and outs of losing on a consistent basis.

 

[Hawk]

Why do I look gay and why do you sound gay?

 

[Matty]

Sickler, please don't go there. My advice is to keep it all bottled up inside.

Bread, you're a poser. Real losers don't wear Kanye shades all day and night.

Can't think of anything to ask right now. Be back in a bit.

 

[Matty]

What do you do with all those losings?

 

[tullamore]

Bread do you dream of winning, or have you come to terms with reality?

 

[Bread]

Why do I look gay and why do you sound gay?

You look gay because you gave up on your manliness about 10 years ago. I sound gay because I suck cock. Works adversely on the vocal cords after awhile.

Sickler, please don't go there. My advice is to keep it all bottled up inside.

Bread, you're a poser. Real losers don't wear Kanye shades all day and night.

Can't think of anything to ask right now. Be back in a bit.

Don't diss the Kanye shades. Ever again.

What do you do with all those losings?

Great question. I don't eat at lots of fancy restaurants. I don't buy my wife lots of shiny gifts. I don't see the world.

Bread do you dream of winning, or have you come to terms with reality?

Well you see therein lies the illusion. From time to time I will win. Sometimes I win a lot. My brainwaves become skewered. I don't live by the 53.5% success rate or whatever the hell those kids talk about. I look at it as, "Hey! I won tonight. That means there is a 100% chance that I will win again tomorrow night because I know it can be done!"

And we all know how that turns out.

So to answer your question, I dream that I will come to terms with reality one day.

 

[Rubyn]

No question really. You suck and will die alone.

 

[Bread]

You married a guy who sucks. HAHAHAHHAAA!!

Oh wait...

 

[RayRay]

how much does robyn fake it? 90%... more?

 

[tullamore]

how much does robyn fake it? 90%... more?

That is a trick question, Bread is too drunk to give Robyn a chance at faking it.

 

[pico]

why you left sbr?

 

[AMBy]

It is -10 degrees up here right now...How jealous are you of that?

 

[Bread]

how much does robyn fake it? 90%... more?

That's not very nice Ray. But the truthful answer here is....I don't know! Many guys say they KNOW! Like I bet Brock Landers KNOWS everytime his wife fakes it. I know it's very easy to tell when I'M with her. But Robyn...I have no clue. She is a born entertainer, so she's good. Wishful thinking would put the answer somewhere between 30-55%

why you left sbr?

I was only there for the pussy, Pico. That left, and so did I.

It is -10 degrees up here right now...How jealous are you of that?

Very jealous. I actually made me some froot loops and took my laptop out back today because these are the last few days of a cold spell, and it's about 60 right now and I love it. I would trade with you right now in a split second.

 

[Badnina]

Breadly, when is the first gamelive all night drink/posting fest?

 

[Bread]

Not sure dear...but it won't be tonight!!!!!

 

[Baggio]

At what amount would you estimate your lifetime loses?

 

[Bread]

I don't even have a clue of where to start. Between all the sports, jai alai (lots when it was here locally), casinos, fantasy football, poker, various pools....

Man I have no clue. But it is very deserving of me owning my own thread with this very title.

 

[RageWizard]

Bread, if you know your a loser all the time, why not do what I did and fade yourself. I call it Col. Klinking. For the last 3 years, my kid has made a fortune fading my picks, the little bastard (literally). Anyway, I have started to fade all of my Football picks last year, and I lost at a 60% clip. Try it out. It seems like you may have a teammate also. Just do your handicappin, then tell the Robynator who you really like, then have her fade the pick.