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I am addicted to infomercials!

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Matty
I am the proud owner of a brand new, unused Slap Chop. I used the included Graty exactly twice - it is a messy piece of shit.

http://www.wetookthebait.com/2010/01/05/the-graty/
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"You’re a complete idiot. The graty is the biggest piece of shit I’ve ever used. Cheese comes out in clumps and you have to press way to fucking hard to grate anything.
Get a clue."

:lmao: :lmao:
 
Hahaha, that's more like it indeed. You lose about 10% of your cheese cause the twisting motion compresses it and warms it up just enough that it becomes too soft to be grated cleanly, so it sticks all over the Graty's components. Plus you have to use so much force that your hands start sweating and the Graty logo starts rubbing off and you get black ink all over your hands.

It is a hilarious POS.
 
Tom Vu is the greatest. These are some of his quotes from his infomercials. He plays poker now out in vegas

"This is not a country club! This is my house!"

"Today I'm gonna show you how to drive a sports car. First, you need a lot of money!"

"Don't listen to your friends. They're losers!"

"Do you think these girls like me? NO, they like my money!"


The potty putter and the tiddy bear.LOL

 
Matty
Hahaha, that's more like it indeed. You lose about 10% of your cheese cause the twisting motion compresses it and warms it up just enough that it becomes too soft to be grated cleanly, so it sticks all over the Graty's components. Plus you have to use so much force that your hands start sweating and the Graty logo starts rubbing off and you get black ink all over your hands.

It is a hilarious POS.
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I don't even know what you're talking about, but it sounds difficult. Similar to my experience with the Magic Bullet. That thing was awful. When I tried to chop vegetable the stuff on the bottom turns to mush before the rest gets chopped at all. And the juicer piece was even worse.
 
Boner_18
Pommerr I hate to be the one to tell you this but don lapre passed away last month. I loved that one when I was a kid. I can still hear his voice straining the "tiiiiny". Also, I'm pretty sure he did time.
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Yeah, I was aware of the fact his life ended and before that he was in some trouble, my comments were tongue in cheek.
 
gregm
Tom Vu is the greatest. These are some of his quotes from his infomercials. He plays poker now out in vegas

"This is not a country club! This is my house!"

"Today I'm gonna show you how to drive a sports car. First, you need a lot of money!"

"Don't listen to your friends. They're losers!"

"Do you think these girls like me? NO, they like my money!"

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:laugh: this is great
 
Oksana
so is my son

i'm actually quite worried... he's allowed one hour of tv now spread out throughout the day and he'd rather watch infomercials than anything else. if i try to change the channel he spazzes out.
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still true

problem is actually now worse with 2 more 24hr infomercial channels added to the lineup... one is playing right now in my bedroom as he sleeps
 
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