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On The Record: Choo

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Choo, not sure if you are familiar with this very popular series but you should know being selected is kind of a big deal.

1: Lets get the small stuff out of the way in case it's never been revealed, someone might have missed it or were otherwise preoccupied.

(A) How old are you?
(B) Where are you originally from?
(C) Where did you attend school?
(D) Any siblings?
(E) What was your childhood pets name?

2: What is your ideal woman (or man cause we don't judge here)?

3: In elementary school did you ever receive a Satisfactory for "Plays well with others"?

4: Did you play any sports in school?

5: Where you in any clubs as a youth?

6: Given the choice would you prefer a 3-some with Teela and BadNina or MonkeyFocker and Durito?

6-a: Have you ever masturbated to either MonkeyFocker or Durito, remember we don't judge.

7: What annoys you most about the following posters?

(A) Wal66
(B) CaligirlNJ/NY
(C) Daft
(D) FreeFall
(E) FairWarning

8: Do you identify more with a Hacky Sack, a YoYo, a baseball mitt, a skateboard or a log regression?

9: Seriously when Durito post lil Choo moves just a little right?

10: If you had to get a real job (assuming you don't have a regular laymens type job) what could you do that wouldn't ultimately have you showing up one day and going Postal?
 
wal66
RJ, do you think Choo realizes what an honor it is to be selected for On The Record?
Explain it to him RJ, he might think I am riding him here.
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yeah, you know, cuz you didnt do this in october. go fuck yourself wal.

wal you fat fucking piece of shit<retracted>. everyone i care about talking to knows how to reach me. and you are gladly not one of them.

and just so you can sleep tonight theres no annoyance just what id do:

(A) Wal66
(B) CaligirlNJ/NY
(C) Daft
(D) FreeFall
(E) FairWarning
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i'd fucking club you like a seal wal, i'd bang cali on principal, i'd just stare at daft because deep down i think he gets it, i'd laugh at freefall and i'd wonder what the fuck fairwarning has been doing for his entire 75 years on this earth. you fucking wish it sucked to be me.


premature rj there wont be 2k.
 
choo
yeah, you know, cuz you didnt do this in october. go fuck yourself wal.

wal you fat fucking piece of shit<retracted>. everyone i care about talking to knows how to reach me. and you are gladly not one of them.

and just so you can sleep tonight theres no annoyance just what id do:




i'd fucking club you like a seal wal, i'd bang cali on principal, i'd just stare at daft because deep down i think he gets it, i'd laugh at freefall and i'd wonder what the fuck fairwarning has been doing for his entire 75 years on this earth. you fucking wish it sucked to be me.


premature rj there wont be 2k.
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Greatest good bye speech ever. I think that was a good bye :dunno:
 
RogueJuror
well, you kind of made it easy for him to ignore because of the gay mf rito jokes
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RJ, I could apologize for the direction of this interview but that would be disingenuous. I enjoyed it as much if not more than any I've done. Oh you can look at the relationship between Choo and Durito and go all Bob Castas and spotlight the respect factor that Choo obviously has for Durito, booooooooooring. I chose the Roy Firestone approach which even if absolutely absurd at least affords me that silly lil smirk of BUSTED even if completely false.

choo
yeah, you know, cuz you didnt do this in october. go fuck yourself wal.

wal you fat fucking piece of shit<retracted>. everyone i care about talking to knows how to reach me. and you are gladly not one of them.

and just so you can sleep tonight theres no annoyance just what id do:

So we won't be exchanging Christmas cards?




premature rj there wont be 2k.
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You can't possibly be serious. If you read any of those questions and were truly offended then you don't get it then I openly apologize. If you think anyone truly believes you are literally gay for Durito or would care if you were then again I apologize.

If you are offended at the going postal joke then fok you cause that shits funny, old but still funny.

P.S. I did like the club me like a baby seal crack but I caution you that homicidal urges can often be masking homosexual tendencies.
 
wal66
RJ, I could apologize for the direction of this interview but that would be disingenuous. I enjoyed it as much if not more than any I've done. Oh you can look at the relationship between Choo and Durito and go all Bob Castas and spotlight the respect factor that Choo obviously has for Durito, booooooooooring. I chose the Roy Firestone approach which even if absolutely absurd at least affords me that silly lil smirk of BUSTED even if completely false.



You can't possibly be serious. If you read any of those questions and were truly offended then you don't get it then I openly apologize. If you think anyone truly believes you are literally gay for Durito or would care if you were then again I apologize.

If you are offended at the going postal joke then fok you cause that shits funny, old but still funny.

P.S. I did like the club me like a baby seal crack but I caution you that homicidal urges can often be masking homosexual tendencies.
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I laughed, couldn't care less if he did.
 
reno cool
wait, so you mean you didn't forget you already did this before?
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More I couldn't remember if I had or not and wasn't interested enough in searching for the previous On The Records.

Reno if I put you On The Record and I poked fun of the mullet or some stereotypical Communist bullshit, would you take your Vodka and go home?
 
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