Who wins the love of a woman or a Penthouse and some hand lotion?

[stevek173]

I remember very late at night when I was roughly the age of 22 I was stoned and walked into a gas station in New Jersey and bought hand lotion and a Penthouse. The Jamaican cashier says to me as I'm leaving "Ya know mon, there is no substitute for the love of a woman". I tend to agree with him but not by much. How about you?

 

[Mudcat]

If I am totally serious, I agree with the uppity Jamaican cashier.

I can probably come up with some decent jokes around the other side of the argument but option 1 is my actual position.

I'll get back to you on the jokes.

 

[reno cool]

oh woman. I thought wpman was somekind of computer thing.

Imagine the nerve of that cashier. As if you casually decided to trade in the love of a woman for hand lotion. :donthinkso:

 

[Mudcat]

You know what word I haven't seen in ages? Pwned. As in, you totally pwned that guy. Used to see it all the time.

Don't know if it has gone away or I just dwell in places where it isn't used.

Wpman made me think of it.

 

[senco78]

nothing like the real thing
but also nice not having to deal day to day with one either
pros and cons for each side

 

[stevek173]

Lmao that was a typo I didn't see an option to edit a poll and I was tired as fok this morning I remember pwned well (lmfao) from my peak online poker days though I AM BRINGING THAT SHIT BACK INTO STYLE.

Work is OVER for the weekend Breaking Bad marathon w Cami starts now, much drinking. Muddy I had somewhat of a joke going today regarding the above context but you know what man? It's gone. I look forward to being there was well within an hour.

Senco I found that flask when moving and the mask time to get back to roots man.

 

[roguejuror]

"Ya know mon, there is no substitute for the love of a woman".

deep yo