Bread What Are You Doing For Father's Day?

[Archie]

How do you know that the big hung flaccid guys don't grow much? Have you seen it with your eyes and if yes where?

I thought I said enough with my "exhaustive lookings and questionings"

you feeling kinky tonight?

IM me on my facebook and I'll give you the blow by blow details on why it was exhaustive

 

[stevek173]

Eat a dozen bean buritos and then grab a playboy magazine.

My next life ambition except I'm Penthousing that shit

 

[wal66]

Eat a dozen bean buritos and then grab a playboy magazine.

You gave a better answer than the question asked.

 

[stevek173]

Bumped and 5 starred for many reasons.

 

[Tron]

Easily the coolest thing about Fathers Day are the little drawings/cutouts my boys will make for me.

 

[Matty]

Easily the coolest thing about Fathers Day are the little drawings/cutouts my boys will make for me.

Recently, my stepmom pulled some of those Father's Day cards they made us do in school. One of mine was :. It went something like:

"You're a good dad even though we don't see you often. Have a good day anyway."

 

[Cami]

wtf?

 

[MrMonkey]

Matty!!!

 

[Matty]

Even young Matty was a snide little cunt, eh? That's him on the right, during happier times.

 

[stevek173]

lmao mattay

 

[Cougar Bait]

One on the left looks like Macaulay Culkin

 

[Cougar Bait]

Never saw this before, made me laugh:

"I'm a sucker for witty/random posting. When I see something that makes me laugh, I usually reward it by transferring some points. For example, there is some wacko posting named Cougar Bait who thinks that he is Joaquin Phoenix, and smatters the board with ridiculous nonsensical posts that evoke images in my head of America's favorite braindead wannabe rapper pounding away at his keyboard. I like to give this guy points. It's the little things."

http://bread.mysbrforum.com/blog/9271-sbr-points-bread-s-tale.html

 

[Matty]

Never saw this before, made me laugh:

"I'm a sucker for witty/random posting. When I see something that makes me laugh, I usually reward it by transferring some points. For example, there is some wacko posting named Cougar Bait who thinks that he is Joaquin Phoenix, and smatters the board with ridiculous nonsensical posts that evoke images in my head of America's favorite braindead wannabe rapper pounding away at his keyboard. I like to give this guy points. It's the little things."

http://bread.mysbrforum.com/blog/9271-sbr-points-bread-s-tale.html

Very touching.

Send the man a Father's Day card.

I'll write it for you if you want.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Very touching.

Send the man a Father's Day card.

I'll write it for you if you want.

Matty if you write it, it will probably mean more. Mine would probably just say something like I miss your balls and 15 unit bets on Siena.

 

[Matty]

Bread, you're a good poster even though we don't see you often. Have a good day and please mail Matty some acid.

-Cougar Bait xoxoxoxox

 

[Saulty]

One on the left looks like Macaulay Culkin

They are twins.

 

[Bread]

Shoot me.

 

[wal66]

Bread, if you're having trouble getting laid I make for a pretty good wingman.