Viagra makes flowers stay cut longer

[Saulty]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...evive-drooping-flowers.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

 

[roguejuror]

aspirin makes them last longer after cut

 

[RayRay]

i add some sprite... what fucking moron would waste viagra to keep flowers alive a few more days

 

[betplom]

If Viagra keeps flowers alive for days then Cialis probably makes them live for a month!




Ray, U fukkin oyster.

 

[Cami]

Asprin and sprite, yup. I can't keep a plant alive to save my life. What's the point in buying flowers? Sure it's a sweet gesture, but they die within days any how, waist of money if you ask me. Once in a while is cool though I guess. Just to show you care....or get out of trouble.

 

[betplom]

What's the point in buying flowers?

Agreed, most women prefer straight up cash.

PS: What kind of flowers does $40 buy ?

 

[roguejuror]

plommer you need flowers, I got lots of flowers

 

[RayRay]

i buy a dozen roses at costco or kroger for 12-15 bucks and they are good quality... ill buy a dozen every other week or so for whoever im dating...it prepares them for when i fuck up... for special occasions (mothersday/bday/valentines) roses will run you 75-125 bucks for top of the line in a vase...thats pricing here anyways... i have tried the online ordering at flowers.com , but to be honest, they arent any better than what you can get at the local supermarket and actually the ones at costco might be better...

 

[Cami]

PS: What kind of flowers does $40 buy ?

Depends where you get them from?
NEVER EVER BUY WALMART FLOWERS, NOTHIN BUT CRAP

 

[Cami]

P.S. Roses are over rated, unless that is the chicks favorite.

 

[betplom]

plommer you need flowers, I got lots of flowers

i hear ya pal