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lol yesterday i ran a call on a guy who ran into a massive concrete neighborhood sign. you know one of those they put at the beginning of the newer neighborhoods that say "Cascade Hills" and are kinda fancy to describe a new housing development. this fool crrrrrrrrrussssshhhhhhheeeeeeeddddd that bitch. nothing but a pile of indistinguishable rocks now.

he tried to make a run for it and his truck was quite fuuucked but a neighbor to the sign who was very upset that his identifying neighborhood sign was demolished and this mother fukker was making a run for it, tailed him in his vehicle and contacted the local authorities.

BUSTED.

Lets have some guesses as to what happened to make the incident occur. I know GL can get this. PS no alcohol on board.
 
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He was on the receiving end of felatia?
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So the neighbor called for pd as he pursued. The cops were in the area and got on scene fast. The girl was 19ish and cute she said she dropped her lip gloss under his brake and went down to get it then when she was getting up hit her head on the steering wheel and made him lose control of truck. The 20 ish guy told pd he was getting a bj and it was noticed that his zipper was down and his belt not fastened
 
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Also had a guy last night who was working on a train and fell off landing on the track as the train was rolling towards him he was able to get out of the way. Well except for a few fingers. He got lucky we had same thing happen 3 months ago and guy ended up losing both legs and an arm. Turns out that's this guys best friend. Go figure
 
Well in the World According to Garp, Garp's (Robyn Williams) wife is blowing one of her college students in his car in their driveway while Garp is out with the kids. Garp has this thing he has mastered where he turns the car off way down the street and lets it coast home...he has it timed to stop right at the end of his driveway. Well, on this occasion he has no idea someone else's car will be parked at the end of his driveway (much less with his wife blowing someone in the front seat).

Garp rear ends the car and the kid getting blown suffers and incredibly unfortunate accident.
 
So today has been pretty bad ass. Started the day off with a shooting. Guy was found shot in a gas station parking lot. Easy since he was dead but fun to see the crime scene. Then we ran a cardiac arrest at an assisted living facility and she was stiff and cold. Next we ran a homeless dude that smelled like a sewer he told us he had a leg infection so we checked and saw maggots crawling in a massive infection in his leg. Copious amounts of pus ooze and nasty. Then we ran a bad drug deal where home boy got his hand sliced in half with a samurai sword. Can't remember a better shift than this in 4 years
 
l7ustin
So today has been pretty bad ass. Started the day off with a shooting. Guy was found shot in a gas station parking lot. Easy since he was dead but fun to see the crime scene. Then we ran a cardiac arrest at an assisted living facility and she was stiff and cold. Next we ran a homeless dude that smelled like a sewer he told us he had a leg infection so we checked and saw maggots crawling in a massive infection in his leg. Copious amounts of pus ooze and nasty. Then we ran a bad drug deal where home boy got his hand sliced in half with a samurai sword. Can't remember a better shift than this in 4 years
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no smiley to describe what i'm feeling about that maggotty leg

i have no clue how you do a job like that but i'm grateful you do :)
 
l7ustin
So today has been pretty bad ass. Started the day off with a shooting. Guy was found shot in a gas station parking lot. Easy since he was dead but fun to see the crime scene. Then we ran a cardiac arrest at an assisted living facility and she was stiff and cold. Next we ran a homeless dude that smelled like a sewer he told us he had a leg infection so we checked and saw maggots crawling in a massive infection in his leg. Copious amounts of pus ooze and nasty. Then we ran a bad drug deal where home boy got his hand sliced in half with a samurai sword. Can't remember a better shift than this in 4 years
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after seeing the pain he was in today i can more confidently say that i would much rather be shot than stabbed. they got an artery on him and we could not stop the bleeding. he said it was over cocaine btw.

i blame cali girl, coke lover
 
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