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ok guys you talked about it, now do it.

please teach me the ins and outs of sports gambling.

explain it simply to start and we can go from there. not going to give myself any credit here. blank slate...


and go...

<3


(if successful maybe i'll show a tit)
 
I think we should have Pavy administer these lessons.....

the rest of us can fill in where needed.....

did you know you can gamble on all those entertainment award shows Cali?????

maybe when the next big one comes up you can get us some inside info
 
Just check out Casper's blog. He's now giving out the 10 Commandments of sports betting, one day at a time. The guy's been on Montel and sells plays to people?! so he's probably the best one to ask. Don't show him a tit though or Capper Chick might get angry. :)

This should start you off

Good morning blog readers. I hope you had a profitable Friday. Even though my free play tanked like the USA economy, my premium plays went 2-0 yesterday. Speaking of tanked, I was out last night with my girlfriend Capper Chick last night. After knocking back ten or so Guinness', we started writing out the Ten Commandments of sports betting. Waking up this morning, I read them and thought I would share them with you one commandment at a time. Today we start out with...

Commandment #1
THOU SHALL NOT GAMBLE ON CREDIT

This is essential to a successful gambler. Credit gambling is your sub conscious saying that you are not good enough to gamble with the funds you have accrued on your own and that you need an imaginary cushion to work with. SAVE A BANKROLL!! Credit gambling ALWAYS leads to failure. Yes, it will take more time to get to where you want to be, but you will get there with less stress and more chance of winning. Chased money happens a lot more with people playing on credit. If you are betting overseas, look for A+ websites that offer deposit bonus' with minimal rollovers. You will need to grind out a payroll, but at the end of the day, you will be happier for it!
 
Just check out Casper's blog. He's now giving out the 10 Commandments of sports betting, one day at a time. The guy's been on Montel and sells plays to people?! so he's probably the best one to ask. Don't show him a tit though or Capper Chick might get angry. :)

This should start you off

Good morning blog readers. I hope you had a profitable Friday. Even though my free play tanked like the USA economy, my premium plays went 2-0 yesterday. Speaking of tanked, I was out last night with my girlfriend Capper Chick last night. After knocking back ten or so Guinness', we started writing out the Ten Commandments of sports betting. Waking up this morning, I read them and thought I would share them with you one commandment at a time. Today we start out with...

Commandment #1
THOU SHALL NOT GAMBLE ON CREDIT

This is essential to a successful gambler. Credit gambling is your sub conscious saying that you are not good enough to gamble with the funds you have accrued on your own and that you need an imaginary cushion to work with. SAVE A BANKROLL!! Credit gambling ALWAYS leads to failure. Yes, it will take more time to get to where you want to be, but you will get there with less stress and more chance of winning. Chased money happens a lot more with people playing on credit. If you are betting overseas, look for A+ websites that offer deposit bonus' with minimal rollovers. You will need to grind out a payroll, but at the end of the day, you will be happier for it!

Thank you for reading my blog Oksana. For someone that hates me as much as you do, you are a reader!! That is fantastic!
 
1.www.amazon.com + Sharp Sports Betting+Weighing the Odds in Sports Betting+Fixed Odds Sports Betting+ Statistics intro+ VISA
2.www.google.com
3. site:http://forum.sbrforum.com + Ganchrow/Rickysteve/donjuan/tomg/mathdotcom/durito/m0nkeyfocker/thremp/trixtrix+ignore darkhorse/fishhead/statnerds/wrecktangle/lemart5/pecos bill/brock landers/ sigh too many to list.
4. http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/40/sports-betting/sports-betting-faq-updated-11-03-2010-a-319/
5.site:http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/ + site:archives1.twoplustwo.com/ubbthreads.php+ site:archives2.twoplustwo.com/ubbthreads.php +Thremp, Performity,ImstillBen,trixtrix.shipitkthx,NadjeerofDefense,rgisley,limon
6 Optional: http://analyticalsports.blogspot.com/ + justin7/conquering risk + amazon/The Good, The Bad, and The Irritating: A Practical Approach for Parents of Children who are Attention Seeking (Lucky Duck Books)
 
Well for starters, you are doing it wrong.

In betting, you have to stake whatever it is you are betting first. You only get it back, plus your winnings, if you win.

For example, if you bet $100 to win $100, you must pay the book $100. You'll get $200 back if you win.

So in this case, you are "betting" a picture of the tit to "win" gambling knowledge. Therefore, you must show the tit now. If you end up learning gambling, your wager will be graded a winner, and you are now knowledgeable in sports betting and may also remove your tit picture. If you don't learn gambling, the tit picture stays.

I'm afraid this is just the way it works. Sorry for any inconvenience.
 
1.www.amazon.com + Sharp Sports Betting+Weighing the Odds in Sports Betting+Fixed Odds Sports Betting+ Statistics intro+ VISA
2.www.google.com
3. site:http://forum.sbrforum.com + Ganchrow/Rickysteve/donjuan/tomg/mathdotcom/durito/m0nkeyfocker/thremp/trixtrix+ignore darkhorse/fishhead/statnerds/wrecktangle/lemart5/pecos bill/brock landers/ sigh too many to list.
4. http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/40/sports-betting/sports-betting-faq-updated-11-03-2010-a-319/
5.site:http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/ + site:archives1.twoplustwo.com/ubbthreads.php+ site:archives2.twoplustwo.com/ubbthreads.php +Thremp, Performity,ImstillBen,trixtrix.shipitkthx,NadjeerofDefense,rgisley,limon
6 Optional: http://analyticalsports.blogspot.com/ + justin7/conquering risk + amazon/The Good, The Bad, and The Irritating: A Practical Approach for Parents of Children who are Attention Seeking (Lucky Duck Books)

overkill
 
Thank you for reading my blog Oksana. For someone that hates me as much as you do, you are a reader!! That is fantastic!

I don't hate you. I dislike you. Don't flatter yourself.

And I was directed to this thing of yours by someone who thought I could use a good laugh. They were indeed correct. I could use one and I received it. Many times over.

So thank you. Keep it up.
 
I don't hate you. I dislike you. Don't flatter yourself.

And I was directed to this thing of yours by someone who thought I could use a good laugh. They were indeed correct. I could use one and I received it. Many times over.

So thank you. Keep it up.

I am happy you see the humor in my blog. It means I am mixing just the right amount of humor in with my (winning) free plays of the day.

All you guys put so much effort into hating on me, even as to go as far as to read my blog daily. Honestly, that is a HUGE complement. Howard Stern and I have something in common besides a big nose and a small penis.
 
1.www.amazon.com + Sharp Sports Betting+Weighing the Odds in Sports Betting+Fixed Odds Sports Betting+ Statistics intro+ VISA
2.www.google.com
3. site:http://forum.sbrforum.com + Ganchrow/Rickysteve/donjuan/tomg/mathdotcom/durito/m0nkeyfocker/thremp/trixtrix+ignore darkhorse/fishhead/statnerds/wrecktangle/lemart5/pecos bill/brock landers/ sigh too many to list.
4. http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/40/sports-betting/sports-betting-faq-updated-11-03-2010-a-319/
5.site:http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/ + site:archives1.twoplustwo.com/ubbthreads.php+ site:archives2.twoplustwo.com/ubbthreads.php +Thremp, Performity,ImstillBen,trixtrix.shipitkthx,NadjeerofDefense,rgisley,limon
6 Optional: http://analyticalsports.blogspot.com/ + justin7/conquering risk + amazon/The Good, The Bad, and The Irritating: A Practical Approach for Parents of Children who are Attention Seeking (Lucky Duck Books)

I don't recommend ignoring Pecos Bill..