CaliGirl's Match.com Escapades

CaliGirlNJ
he's a guy i dated a little over a year ago, but decided we were better friends. That's Tony, the one I visited in Toronto who met Teamer and Matty. He's on tour in the Lion King musical. just a friend. If you want to find the guy I recently dated who broke up with me, there aren't any photos. send me a private fb message and i'll point you in the right direction.
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no just was stalking and perusing... and I'd look at one photo of the gay and say he was 26 and another and say he was 47 and another and he was 33... very strange how he looked so different...


but more than anything he looked gay in most of the pictures..... not that there is anything wrong with that.


I'm a fan of gay looking older men that can look young, bang young chicks, and perform as simba
 
CaliGirlNJ
I'm headed to Atlantic City for a girls weekend to celebrate my friends 30th
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You go girl! By the way, not that far from AC so if you ever want to stay over a night we have a spare bedroom downstairs for you!
:mcbaseballseye:
 
Jello
MrMonkey are you off your meds today??
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WoW! No fuking round just went to see the doc to get them refilled! Needs his 20 buck co-pay every once in awhile!

Must have been busy but made me wait 40 minutes! You don't do that crap to MrM! So the blinds are closed on the window and I purposely turn them closed in the other direction.

Doc is great guy but anal bout things being perfectly in order! What you think, without missing a beat within 30 seconds he turns the blinds back the other way all the time continuing to talk to me! God, I love playing with people's heads!
:mrmonkey:
 
MrMonkey
WoW! No fuking round just went to see the doc to get them refilled! Needs his 20 buck co-pay every once in awhile!

Must have been busy but made me wait 40 minutes! You don't do that crap to MrM! So the blinds are closed on the window and I purposely turn them closed in the other direction.

Doc is great guy butt anal bout things being perfectly in order! What you think, without missing a beat within 30 seconds he turns the blinds back the other way all the time continuing to talk to me! God, I love playing people's heads!
:mrmonkey:
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Must every post of yours have gay connotations?

:homedoggay:
 
why does butt and anal have to be gay?
 
Archie
why does butt and anal have to be gay?
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Good point Arch.

Archie, tell us a story about your last encounter with Big Al's hershey highway?

What is your typical protocol when making a detour to the poop shoot?

Don't dance around the answer, just give it to us straight.

One time.

COMMON.
 
put it in, lil glide and lube

she liked it I liked it. 5 or 6 mins and out.

both took showers

sorry, its not that exciting when you've been together 5 years

then we went to see horrible bosses movie

I love the cast, but don't think the writing was that good. tomorrow we are still likely to see zookeeper unfortunately. whatever happened to really good movies?


we are in sharing mood now?

I guess its your turn.
 
I like your technique. Reminds me of my own.

I usually don't have lube for some reason. Lack of preparation on my part.

Spit gets the job done. Works even better after I drink sprite.
 
Matty
Already FB frens. We'll get our own tix, I don't wanna be that annoying guy.
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ok but at least hit him up and he will give yu a tour back stage, he loves doing that kind of stuff and he'd love to see you.
 
Cali, I thought you hated Atlantic city? You made fun of me when I went down there.
 
Archie
sorry, its not that exciting when you've been together 5 years.
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This makes me feel much better about myself and my constant craving for sex with anonymous women in massage joints and back alleys.
Oh, and Cuba too.
 
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