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I'm sorry I'm not jealous. I am trying to change though.In any event I hope you have a good time.

As a sidenote I am going to see Doug Stanhope in 2 weeks and I'm excited. Perhaps imaging Russel Brand as him will change me for the better.
 
Not trying to pee on your cornflakes but if Russell Brand phoned me right now and asked to come over to my place, I would say, "No, I've got a few things to do here."

And I don't really have anything special to do here.

But I'm sure a lot of people would be jealous of that. Hope you had fun.
 
Oksana
Is he smelly? I met him at a work thing a couple of years ago and he had a bit of a stench. Like sweat and stale cigarettes.

Very charming though.

Hope you're having a great time!
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This makes me wonder, how smelly is too smelly for a gal to not bang a celebrity?

It makes sense that a gal would bang a smelly celeb but balk at banging a standard smelly fuk.

Am I making sense here?

(I believe I am.)
 
betplom
This makes me wonder, how smelly is too smelly for a gal to not bang a celebrity?

It makes sense that a gal would bang a smelly celeb but balk at banging a standard smelly fuk.

Am I making sense here?

(I believe I am.)
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I wouldn't bang him. He was smelly. Not Brad Pitt smelly - although I'm not sure if he still stinks any more - but Russell was still bad enough that I'm pretty sure it would ruin the seks.

I guess you could always just go at it in the shower but the smell would ruin any desire for me to even get near the bathroom.
 
Oksana
I wouldn't bang him. He was smelly. Not Brad Pitt smelly - although I'm not sure if he still stinks any more - but Russell was still bad enough that I'm pretty sure it would ruin the seks.

I guess you could always just go at it in the shower but the smell would ruin any desire for me to even get near the bathroom.
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This shows how men are different and classy. After a guy sees a broad expel one of those mucous plugs from her vag the last thing he ever wants to do is put his face near her nether regions but he will, why? To show how much he loves her. He will also be turned off rooting but will give it a go to make her feel better.

Women rarely make sacrifices of this calibre.
 
betplom
This shows how men are different and classy. After a guy sees a broad expel one of those mucous plugs from her vag the last thing he ever wants to do is put his face near her nether regions but he will, why? To show how much he loves her. He will also be turned off rooting but will give it a go to make her feel better.

Women rarely make sacrifices of this calibre.
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Uh hello swallowing guys nasty ass cum after u have been eating tuna sandwhiches and drinking coffee or whatever you do that makes it taste so disgusting
 
CaliGirlNJ
Uh hello swallowing guys nasty ass cum after u have been eating tuna sandwhiches and drinking coffee or whatever you do that makes it taste so disgusting
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I eat tuna sammiches and drink coffee all the time, maybe thats why they spit so much after I cum?

Heh, who knew?


Cali, I appreciate that god put females on the planet for the sole purpose of entertaining/satisfying men. I had no idea they find the spunk of a man who drinks coffee and eats tuna so repulsive.

You broads are troopers, no doubt.
 
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