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[Matty]

Don't be shy.

 

[Archie]

Please don't stare directly into the tie...... it may cause athritis, epeleptic seizures, and bad speling

 

[Blitty]

Woman: Please define professionalism


Matty: How about we go up to my office and you blow me first?


Woman: Umm....

 

[Archie]

I only see one woman there

I don't get it

 

[MrMonkey]

Matty, you really torpedod my Caption thread yesterday by coming over the top with yours? Had potential for a 1 star thread! Thanks a lot buddy!

OK, let's give this one a shot!

Do you like coke in a can?

 

[Matty]

Do you like coke in a can?

It doesn't really make sense. Par for the course.

WINNER

 

[Bread]

 

[CaliGirlNY]

Woman: Please define professionalism


Matty: How about we go up to my office and you blow me first?


Woman: Umm....

 

[Saulty]

If you don't drop on your knees naked I will hit you with my open fist Frenchie.

 

[Tron]

Shaving

You're doing it wrong

 

[Tron]

Mattayyyy

Matty, You said don't be shy Mattaayyyy

MATTAYYYYY

:nicky:

 

[fiveteamer]

This suite set me back $79

 

[Tron]

"You have no idea how much sex I had this morning do you?"

 

[Matty]

Shaving

You're doing it wrong

We keep a stubble at all times. It's our thing.

We don't go for clubbing bimbos.

 

[Boner_18]

"Hrmmmm, I wonder if this chick needs a roommate..."

 

[Tron]

Common that's not fair.

You said "dont be shy".

Now I feel shy. I mean, you definitely reserve the right to not declare my caption the winner but common.

 

[Matty]

"Hrmmmm, I wonder if this chick needs a roommate..."

RUNNER-UP

 

[Bread]

I'M KEITH HERNANDEZ!