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Archie

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Boner, what is your favorite rare and obscure law in the state of NY?

Boner, do you know anything about expungement? can you do it for free for some of us here?

Boner, what did Blitty smell like to you?

Boner, what is your greatest sports exploit in real life?

Boner, what is your most memorable gambling wager or gambling experience?
 
I knew that you knew I would ask the obvious girl question. That's why I subliminally made you start the thread in the first place.

Wow, these jedi mind tricks are fun. No wonder you're so into them!
 
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My favorite NY laws were recently abolished, they were all called Heart-Balm Actions. Things like, breach of promise to marry, seduction of an unmarried female (this accrued to the father of an unwed female), criminal conversation, and jactitation of marriage (misleading someone else into thinking a female is married, usually to you).

Also, slander per se is neat. In NY impugning the chastity of a female is actionable slander... every time someone says "slut" or something similar they are slanderous.

I know all sorts of things about expungement. I had several misdemeanors expunged from my record in 2005. I cannot help anyone with anything outside the state of NY.

I don't recall Blitty's scent... in fact I don't recall much at all from that interaction except that I woke up at home walking funny and my mouth tasted like hooker spit.

My greatest sports exploit in real life was the time I got high before a soccer game, the kid I was with locked his keys in the car, so I missed the game and quit the team. I am not terribly athletic and I'm even less competitive.

My most memorable gambling experience was the time I won a 500k guaranteed late pick 4 at Saratoga race track. Lawyer Ron was the horse that completed it. It was a $1 pick 4 (as opposed to $2) and paid very little for a pick 4. Oooo also, I won a lot playing craps in vegas once.

Our girl is good bread. She is at work right now clocking dollars while I sit on my ass watching tv and posting.
 
Boner, name some of your favorite movies, and books. don't need a top 5 list or anything. just throw some out there.

how often do you purchase some sort of pickle product in the super market?

do you do your own laundry? does your girl do your laundry? do you do it together. somtimes do you do both of your laundry while she works?
 
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My favorite NY laws were recently abolished, they were all called Heart-Balm Actions. Things like, breach of promise to marry, seduction of an unmarried female (this accrued to the father of an unwed female), criminal conversation, and jactitation of marriage (misleading someone else into thinking a female is married, usually to you).

Also, slander per se is neat. In NY impugning the chastity of a female is actionable slander... every time someone says "slut" or something similar they are slanderous.

I know all sorts of things about expungement. I had several misdemeanors expunged from my record in 2005. I cannot help anyone with anything outside the state of NY.
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You should post here more often.
 
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Money Ball, Picking Winners, Capitalism and Freedom. Not much of a book reader, i prefer non-fiction. I read Nat Geo cover to cover each month and like science periodicals.

Big Lebowski, Caddyshack, Airplane!, Lord of the Rings trilogy..

Every other month, maybe 6 weeks. Always Clausen wholes, which I slice into halves as I eat them. Occasionally I save the juice and put some cucumbers to pickle them myself, I've never made my own brine.

I rarely do my own laundry, that is my girls area of expertise. Don't get me wrong, I am the more domestic of the two (cooking, cleaning) but that is generally the one thing I don't do, I think it's b/c I am bad at folding. This week I was out of work and did the laundry, it is still waiting to be folded. Oh and ironing, I don't generally do that either.
 
Boner if you had to make out with either Ryan Speer or Willie Bee, who would you choose.

Boner if there were no repercussions on your well being or reputation, would you make out with Ryan Speer?

Boner have you ever made out with Ryan Speer?

Boner is your mother older than your father?
 
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