Saw a sexy "buck toothed" woman today!

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At the Tim Hortons in Estevan SK.

She caught me looking at her a couple of times.

She was nowhere near a stunner but there was just something about her look and her (more than slight) overbite that aroused me, plus she was just a tad bit plump, like maybe 15lbs overweight.
If I could know for sure that she had a hairy snatch I think I may have found my dream girl.

Then I saw her wedding band and I went limp.

This is my life.
 
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plus she was just a tad bit plump, like maybe 15lbs overweight.
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so like 195?


great post..... I've never been aroused by the over bit though...... as a kid and even now, for some reason hot chicks with braces did it for me.... not ugly chicks with braces...

but let's say I considered a girl a 7, if she got braces she went up to like 8.5 in my book
 
Archie
so like 195?


great post..... I've never been aroused by the over bit though...... as a kid and even now, for some reason hot chicks with braces did it for me.... not ugly chicks with braces...

but let's say I considered a girl a 7, if she got braces she went up to like 8.5 in my book
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Archaaaaay, no I don't think she was anywhere near 185lbs, maybe 130lbs and she was wearing those tight cotton pants that revealed the outline of her womanhood quite nicely. I would have considered her a 7/10 in attractiveness.

She looked like she was in her mid twenties.

She was just very feminine looking and the overbite worked for her nicely, I fantasize about her looking up at me saying "fuck me plommer".

I wouldn't be surprised if I had a wet dream tonight.


:betplom:
 
I know Plommer, I was just piggybacking on the question from a poster yesterday, if you'd ever been with a woman over 185. can't remember who it was.


how do you think the over-bite would play into BJ's? serious question..
 
Archie
I know Plommer, I was just piggybacking on the question from a poster yesterday, if you'd ever been with a woman over 185. can't remember who it was.


how do you think the over-bite would play into BJ's? serious question..
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Archie, of course I've been with a woman over 185 lbs, I've been with many women, I've even fucked women that repulsed me sexually.

(I'm not saying the heavy broads repulsed me, they didn't but there was this broad I picked up that was missing most of her teeth and when she got nekkid I could smell her cunt from 3 feet away and I still fukked her.)

Archaaay, I've also had the opportunity to bed some of Cubas finest chicas, (18-23 yr old) girls suitable for Penthouse magazine!

Plommer remembers a few sayings he learned from truckers when he was a teenager working on the loading dock of a trucking company:

"Suck fuck drive a truck and eat pussy too!"
"Old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher"
"A stiff cock has no conscience"


Archie I believe women with overbites are astutely aware of their condition and will make the necessary adjustments for giving good head.

I hope this answered your question satisfactorily my dear friend.
 
"Suck fuck drive a truck and eat pussy too!"
"Old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher"
"A stiff cock has no conscience"
:excl:

I will meditate on these sayings for 45 mins today after lunch. I will add them to my mantras
 
Archie
"Suck fuck drive a truck and eat pussy too!"
"Old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher"
"A stiff cock has no conscience"
:excl:

I will meditate on these sayings for 45 mins today after lunch. I will add them to my mantras
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I should warn you that if you do meditate to these phrases you will develop an uncontrollable urge to drive a truck, pal.
 
Plommer you ever watched Ice Truck Drivers?


would you ever do that? do you know anyone that has?
 
Archie
Plommer you ever watched Ice Truck Drivers?


would you ever do that? do you know anyone that has?
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I have probably seen every episode of "Ice Road Truckers" as have most of my truck driving buddies.

I don't think I would do that myself though, I have developed an addiction to driving on smooth asphalt.
 
yeah I love watching it. they always suck you in with the previews and what is gonna happen next..... its never as bad as they say..... although i've only seen like 15 episodes

good stuff though..

I love those blue collar reality shows... shows like ice truckers, the logging ones, scrappers, ect

good stuff
 
I can picture you and big Al cuddling together in front of the TV watching Ice Road Truckers and Pawn Stars then heading off to bed for a few hours of hot fucking.

Archie, you have life by the balls pal.
 
yes, I we like pawn stars too

no I don't fuk for hours....

and i'm a horrible cuddler. I can't stay still for more than 1-2 mins. very adhd
 
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Muddaaaay, you ridin me pal?

Your smiley pic is quite the exaggeration.


common!
 
I saw one of the hottest chicks I've ever seen working at a Hortons in Hamilton last weekend.
 
Blitty
I saw one of the hottest chicks I've ever seen working at a Hortons in Hamilton last weekend.
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A female Canadian Tim Hortons employee that did not have down syndrome or retardation?

Blitty, surely you jest. Common.
 
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A female Canadian Tim Hortons employee that did not have down syndrome or retardation?

Blitty, surely you jest. Common.
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Yes, she was unretarded I couldn't believe it. I took a triple take to make sure. There must have been something wrong with her, like a mutilated 'giner or something.
 
Remember when Tsoprano wanted to ask the girl out who worked at McDonalds?
 
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