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Daft
How many times has Matty already smacked one out to those pictures of Caspers girl? I'm setting the total at 2.5 (over is -115).
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Daffy I'm focused on Nose Stud Girl right now. I posted pics in some other thread. Daffy that girl basically gave me access to her hotel room key last week and I froze. Daffy help me.
 
Daft
How many times has Matty already smacked one out to those pictures of Caspers girl? I'm setting the total at 2.5 (over is -115).
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please respect the photos, but if you do feel the need to rub one out i'm not gonna stop you, or judge you. enjoy!!!
casper hasn't even smacked it to the photos yet, and we're FB friends (many many more photos)
 
Matty
I was on TV once. That seems to have impressed a lot of girls at the office.

I would be having fun if I knew what to do with a chick that's way out of my league. Gimme some tips CaliGirl, I'm doing lunch with her tomorrow and I have 5 days before she flies back home across the continent.

If it helps, I am the proud owner of a fat cock and I have recently adopted a debonnaire attitude.
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1) i'm smoking out of your bowl when i'm in vegas.
2) be suave. pay for her. pull her chair out, hold the door open. let her order first. don't wear anything too colorful or something that stands out. go classic, stick with solid colors and/or subtle prints. do not wear a hat. don't chew gum (breath mints are better and less tacky). do not get wasted, but do order a drink. a beer is always a safe choice, limit yourself to two, it's a monday. talk about something totally awesome you did recently, but don't show off. your subtle coolness is much sexier than outright boasting. ask her baout herself, girls liek talking about our friends and family. don't talk too much sports or cars. compliment her on something she is wearing. you can compliment her over all "you look great" but pick somehting out, one special thing. that means more. "that's a beautiful necklace" or "your hair looks great like that" or "cool sunglasses" girls like these things. these individual compliments. everytime she does her hair like that or wears those sunglasses she'll remember that compliment.
 
Matty
I was on TV once. That seems to have impressed a lot of girls at the office.

I would be having fun if I knew what to do with a chick that's way out of my league. Gimme some tips CaliGirl, I'm doing lunch with her tomorrow and I have 5 days before she flies back home across the continent.

If it helps, I am the proud owner of a fat cock and I have recently adopted a debonnaire attitude.
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also don't tell her you have a fat cock. and try to keep it down even when kissing, until you're making out. then when it gets hot and heavy position yourself so she can feel your chubby against her leg. we girls like knowing we're turning you on.
 
fiveteamer
I told you nigga, eat her fucking ass
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don't dive into anal play on the first encounter. a lot of girls will freak the fuck out.
do pay attention to pleasing her first. women like this. if you make her cum too hard though she will get tired and not pleasure you as long. better to get her just to the point of orgasm then slow down, then get her to go down on you, she'll be worked up and take her time.
 
:bowdown: CaliGirl

I was told to compliment her shoes, or yeah, anything she chose and wasn't born with. Makes complete sense.

Subtle coolness is all I got.

It'll have to be a dry lunch, corporate policy. Toronto is very uptight about drinks. Works perfectly though, will use that to ask her out that same night for drinks.

CaliGirl you're more than welcome to smoke out of my bowl. Enjoy. :dance:
 
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